The Haunted Bunker: Paranormal Mysteries & the Unexplained Encephalitis Lethargica - The Sleeping SicknessMarch 3, 202634mEpisode 158Play EpisodeShow NotesThe Sleeping Sickness | The Plague That VanishedCharacter count: 45/60EPISODE TITLESEO Package: HB Episode 158Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacyShare:X / TwitterFacebookCopy LinkShareCreditsShane Waters — Founder & HostJosh Waters — Co-HostKim Morrow — Co-Host & Lead EditorProduced by Myths & MaliceTranscript610 segments0:00[SPEAKER_00]: Well, move it, can you gunch.0:09[SPEAKER_03]: It's blocking me, isn't it?0:11[SPEAKER_00]: Your microphone?0:12[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.0:12[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's okay.0:14[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.0:14[SPEAKER_00]: Fine.0:15[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to get this guy up.0:17[SPEAKER_00]: Go up a little bit, so it covers most of your face.0:21[SPEAKER_00]: That perfect can that look so good.0:25[SPEAKER_03]: Perfect.0:27[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no.0:29[SPEAKER_00]: We finally got our video working again.0:31[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you.0:33[SPEAKER_00]: What is it?0:35[SPEAKER_03]: It's one of those peach cobbler rolls.0:37[SPEAKER_00]: Each cobbler egg rolls.0:41[SPEAKER_03]: I just love tasting things.0:43[SPEAKER_00]: Like it taste it.0:44[SPEAKER_00]: You said you had it.0:46[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I could still taste it again.0:59[SPEAKER_03]: This one's definitely better than the last one I had.1:01[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is brilliant.1:02[SPEAKER_01]: It was a son of a stick.1:04[SPEAKER_03]: The one that I had the last time it was over cooked.1:07[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, gross.1:08[SPEAKER_01]: Dry.1:11[SPEAKER_01]: And peach pie filling in a crunchy, be a low-dough crust.1:16[SPEAKER_03]: Not bad.1:19[SPEAKER_03]: Delicious.1:23[SPEAKER_03]: Don't we have to make a phone call?1:25[SPEAKER_02]: I got no pre-warning about no phone call.1:30[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, our friend who sent us that package on the bottom.1:34[SPEAKER_02]: You had a fur?1:35[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Jennifer.1:36[SPEAKER_00]: I've been me, is she again?1:38[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, they've been good.1:39[SPEAKER_00]: The cheaper spot until she didn't want us to call her?1:42[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.1:43[SPEAKER_00]: She wanted, she sent us something in the box for all three of us.1:48[SPEAKER_00]: Like there's something specifically for all three of us.1:50[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want me to text her and see if she's ready?1:53[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.1:55[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you could just call her the blue.1:59[SPEAKER_00]: You have to hold it.2:00[SPEAKER_00]: What are you going to hold her up to your?2:05[SPEAKER_02]: Are they the same time as us?2:07[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.2:09[SPEAKER_00]: Just randomly face face time on your collar.2:13[SPEAKER_03]: If I face time around, we'll face time on the whole way.2:15[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to ruin her life by letting.2:19[SPEAKER_03]: Shush.2:21[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see.2:24[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see if she answers.2:26[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's going to, it's going to, it's going to text her call you too, because I did it in the group.2:34[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, she's smoking on my stings.2:36[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.2:36[SPEAKER_02]: The post office lady thought I was you.2:38[SPEAKER_02]: She was like, oh yeah, I took to you on the phone.2:40[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I didn't, I was like, you must talk to my brother.2:44[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she called me because they were going to send it back and she's like, but I know you, so I won't send it back and I was like, thank you.2:52[SPEAKER_00]: But I had told her that you had tried to pick it up, but they couldn't find it, yeah.2:58[SPEAKER_00]: So they must believe what I find it.3:02[SPEAKER_06]: Well.3:05[SPEAKER_05]: Two years later.3:07[SPEAKER_03]: I want to, okay, hang in.3:12[SPEAKER_05]: Let me do it just to her.3:22[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for being a friend.3:27[SPEAKER_03]: Holy smoke.3:29[SPEAKER_00]: Well, while we're waiting on cam.3:30[SPEAKER_03]: I'll get it there eventually.3:32[SPEAKER_00]: All right, what's sure?3:33[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, sure, sure.3:35[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see.3:36[UNKNOWN]: Okay.3:38[SPEAKER_05]: Based on video.3:42[SPEAKER_00]: Do you have a USB-C?3:45[SPEAKER_05]: No.3:46[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's a flash, right?3:52[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.3:53[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lightning.3:53[SPEAKER_03]: It's a lightning court.3:54[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.3:59[SPEAKER_02]: Like I answer in that.4:00[SPEAKER_00]: No, she's like Spain, but lock.4:04[SPEAKER_03]: I'm popping.4:07[SPEAKER_00]: Just trying to text her and see if she'll if she had to answer first.4:11[SPEAKER_00]: No, she's just trying to call her.4:13[SPEAKER_02]: You monster.4:15[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry Jennifer.4:16[SPEAKER_02]: Cam has no home training.4:19[SPEAKER_02]: She's trying to4:22[SPEAKER_00]: But Kim was mentioning that, you know, we had the whole snow storm, Josh, well, it just happened to be that I had written some of these hometown history episodes.4:30[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.4:31[SPEAKER_00]: And then we're, I don't know why it just happened to be this way.4:35[SPEAKER_00]: But around the time when that snow storm was coming in, I sent her these episodes to edit and I just recorded them randomly.4:50[SPEAKER_00]: They were all about like tragedies that happened and that as I sent them to him I'm like we about to just huge no snow She's gonna be mad at me get your milk eggs and bread.5:04[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh Oh, okay, and I also tell you guys about what happened this morning.5:09[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my land.5:10[SPEAKER_02]: What happened?5:11[SPEAKER_00]: Josh, you can't open it yet.5:14[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I have had this since 10 30 this month.5:18[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I've already opened up, I've already played with it all.5:20[SPEAKER_00]: I already put it back so you wouldn't know.5:24[SPEAKER_00]: I thought about it.5:25[SPEAKER_00]: I was busy though.5:26[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we're on video, so... Yeah, she can watch it.5:29[SPEAKER_03]: She can just watch it.5:30[SPEAKER_02]: Well, there's three of the same thing, but they're different characters.5:34[SPEAKER_02]: So do you already know who's his who's?5:36[SPEAKER_02]: I can guess mine, but your guys, as I'm unsure of.5:39[SPEAKER_02]: That's might be why she wanted to call us.5:42[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.5:44[SPEAKER_03]: We'll give her, we'll give her.5:45[SPEAKER_02]: No, I feel like I know.5:47[SPEAKER_02]: It makes sense.5:49[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, well, you want us to go ahead and hear me down?5:51[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think they are Golden Girl tea pets.5:56[SPEAKER_02]: I think Shane is beddy white.5:59[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, yeah, I'm going to say set and stone when we do talk to you, Jennifer.6:03[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, thanks.6:04[SPEAKER_02]: Sophia is for, oh, you have a lot of screenings and then I have blanched ever, of course, I love it.6:14[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.6:15[SPEAKER_03]: I did not know that they had these.6:16[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Jennifer.6:18[SPEAKER_02]: I have, I've never seen them like in the wild.6:21[SPEAKER_02]: No, this is awesome.6:24[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not bringing this to work.6:26[SPEAKER_03]: t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t6:48[SPEAKER_03]: That's my fault.6:49[SPEAKER_02]: Grow a blank.6:50[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.6:51[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.6:52[SPEAKER_02]: Grow a blank.6:54[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's so funny.6:55[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you so much Jennifer.6:57[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was so sweet of you.6:58[SPEAKER_02]: That's so funny.7:00[SPEAKER_00]: I want to get you guys from last night.7:02[SPEAKER_00]: So it makes you fun.7:04[SPEAKER_00]: So this morning, guys, I wake up.7:08[SPEAKER_00]: go out to the little miss Betty White's little candle and every morning I go out there and I open it up and she's very good.7:18[SPEAKER_00]: She's so excited to see you and she just runs out.7:20[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's just her go-to thing in the morning.7:22[SPEAKER_00]: It's run right out.7:24[SPEAKER_00]: Well, she ran right out and she had shit all over.7:29[SPEAKER_00]: Bless her heart all over her.7:31[SPEAKER_02]: It's bound to happen and all it.7:33[SPEAKER_00]: And what happened?7:34[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what does dogs do when they're wet?7:37[SPEAKER_00]: Shake.7:38[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.7:39[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God.7:39[SPEAKER_00]: She ran through the house.7:41[SPEAKER_03]: Shake it.7:42[SPEAKER_00]: Shaking it.7:43[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.7:44[SPEAKER_00]: She's going everywhere.7:46[SPEAKER_00]: It was like a mine had gone on.7:49[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.7:50[SPEAKER_00]: I literally hit her up.7:53[SPEAKER_00]: with shit all over her right into my shower and we both walk in because by this point and we both got shit all over her.8:04[SPEAKER_00]: I put her on the ground, she just looked at me.8:06[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be like, this will help less like, I'm sorry.8:10[SPEAKER_00]: You were helping me.8:12[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, plus her heart, fourth thing.8:15[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and then so I get her all clean in the shower and I get the crap off both of us and the dryer all up.8:21[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, well, I'm glad that's over.8:22[SPEAKER_00]: I walk out into the living room and I was like, gosh, dang it out for God, there's shit ever.8:27[SPEAKER_00]: So I spent about two hours this morning cleaning it up, and cleaning out her candle.8:32[SPEAKER_02]: You know, if you get a dog, it's gonna happen at least a lot.8:37[SPEAKER_00]: It was bad.8:38[SPEAKER_00]: I felt bad for it too, because I'm hoping that it was like shortly before I went out there, but I don't know that.8:46[SPEAKER_00]: Right.8:47[SPEAKER_00]: I felt bad that she would have slept in a long night.8:49[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.8:50[SPEAKER_02]: It would have, you wouldn't know.8:51[SPEAKER_02]: It would have been Christy.8:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.8:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know it wasn't.8:54[SPEAKER_02]: My dog, when she poops, she acts like8:58[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.8:59[SPEAKER_02]: The reaction she gets when she poops is the same as if like, every time she's pooped, I've like beat the hell out of her.9:08[SPEAKER_02]: Like she runs away from it terrified and then she'll like sit there and look and like wine until it's removed.9:18[SPEAKER_02]: It's real weird.9:19[SPEAKER_02]: Like she, like she'll sit there and like, oh god, shake and eyes bulge and like, I'm like, are you afraid of predators gonna smell ya and like, right?9:29[SPEAKER_02]: Like she's never been beat or struck or anything like that.9:33[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, I know you know the story about when Ziggy was a puppy.9:39[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.9:40[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you know the story about when Ziggy was a puppy.9:42[SPEAKER_00]: Just tell us.9:44[SPEAKER_03]: When he was a real small puppy, why did those go out?9:49[SPEAKER_00]: because the basement is how to bunk her baby.9:53[SPEAKER_03]: So when he was real small puppy, I hadn't had him too off along.9:58[SPEAKER_03]: I would lay him on my bed with me at night and on either blanket or a towel or something.10:06[SPEAKER_03]: And I woke up one morning and I was laying on my side and my hand was kind of like this.10:11[SPEAKER_03]: It was like backwards and it was kind of behind my back and I thought,10:20[SPEAKER_03]: shit in my head.10:22[SPEAKER_03]: How he done it with that with me, not waking up is beyond me.10:27[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.10:28[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just like a squat man.10:30[SPEAKER_03]: One little turd.10:31[SPEAKER_02]: It's a good spot.10:32[SPEAKER_02]: I'll do a shit right here.10:33[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just surprised you didn't smush in the bed or like brought up to your face.10:37[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right.10:39[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.10:40[SPEAKER_02]: That's a little shit literally.10:42[SPEAKER_02]: No kidding.10:43[SPEAKER_02]: The last is hard.10:45[SPEAKER_03]: That was the only time you ever did it, but I was like, what the hell is in my hand?10:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've just, I've never met a dog that reacts to poop and like mine.10:54[SPEAKER_02]: Most of them are like, yeah, I did that.10:55[SPEAKER_02]: Look what I mean.10:58[SPEAKER_02]: So funny.10:59[SPEAKER_02]: She's a weird dog.11:01[SPEAKER_02]: She is.11:02[SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes she's a, she's a, she's a good dog.11:05[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect for me, but she's a little weird out sometimes.11:08[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect for me.11:09[SPEAKER_02]: He is.11:11[SPEAKER_03]: Does that mean you're weird out to Josh?11:13[SPEAKER_02]: pretty much yeah.11:14[SPEAKER_02]: No perfect like as in she's not very she's not a clingy dog.11:20[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like a dog that's like needs to be held 24-7.11:23[SPEAKER_02]: I'm affectionate with her and you know, but when we're both like done we're like okay.11:28[SPEAKER_02]: No.11:29[SPEAKER_02]: You go to you.11:30[SPEAKER_03]: If it's if we're not playing balls and he's sitting on my lap.11:33[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.11:34[SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't really sit on me.11:37[SPEAKER_02]: She'll like put her head on my chest, but like she'll sit.11:41[SPEAKER_02]: She likes to be touching me, but she doesn't like to sit.11:44[SPEAKER_02]: Like she won't just sit on my left.11:46[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he'll lay like right here.11:48[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, in between.11:49[SPEAKER_02]: She got to be touching.11:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.11:51[SPEAKER_02]: And then at night, dress it crazy.11:53[SPEAKER_02]: She'll get out of the covers and put her back,11:59[SPEAKER_03]: It's just a little like certain kick and I'm like I move an over I face the wall so I'm like I got no more Ricky is so funny cuz he'll lay here, you know, and he'll lay with a snout up here like right underneath my arm And I'm like you better watch it.12:14[SPEAKER_02]: You better be happy that I take shower Rotten things Oh What is today Wednesday?12:25[SPEAKER_03]: Wednesday two more work days Big plans for the weekend12:29[SPEAKER_02]: No, just not work it.12:32[SPEAKER_03]: I think, Emily and I are going to go to Richmond.12:34[SPEAKER_03]: They've got some kind of a big baby sale.12:38[SPEAKER_02]: But what?12:38[SPEAKER_02]: They've seen my friend.12:40[SPEAKER_02]: But every time we have a weekend, it snows.12:46[SPEAKER_03]: It's supposed to be decent this weekend.12:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.12:48[SPEAKER_02]: Sunday.12:49[SPEAKER_03]: Sunday is supposed to rain.12:51[SPEAKER_02]: Rain, I can deal with.12:52[SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, I'm just not driving an hour if it snows.12:56[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't want to risk it.12:59[SPEAKER_00]: Do I?12:59[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.13:00[SPEAKER_00]: So I think you guys that picture of the bathroom that I hadn't told you about, oh, that was the surprise.13:09[SPEAKER_00]: I think you guys the picture of the mural with like the alien spaceship over the woods.13:15[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.13:15[SPEAKER_00]: And it was very colorful.13:17[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.13:17[SPEAKER_00]: I said it in our group message.13:19[SPEAKER_00]: And I told you that when we met, I would try to remember13:26[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was like, it looks like crocheted.13:29[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.13:31[SPEAKER_00]: So it was the size of the wall that's behind you and it was just all that.13:35[SPEAKER_00]: So I had zoomed in actually because I was trying to get the picture of like, get you guys see in the image the flying saucer.13:43[SPEAKER_00]: But that was in a bathroom.13:45[SPEAKER_03]: And a bathroom?13:46[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was in Columbia City, which is just west of Fort Wayne.13:51[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.13:51[SPEAKER_00]: 45 minutes from here.13:52[SPEAKER_02]: I've screwed a guy that lives there.13:55[SPEAKER_00]: Well, our crashing record house, there's this really good barbecue place.13:59[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh.13:59[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so good.14:01[SPEAKER_02]: So good.14:01[SPEAKER_02]: I saw there's a cool thrift shop.14:04[SPEAKER_02]: I want to go to.14:05[SPEAKER_02]: And there's a really good coffee shop there, too.14:06[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen that, too.14:07[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.14:08[SPEAKER_02]: It's on my next, like, my next, like, I might do that this weekend thrift and coffee shop.14:12[SPEAKER_00]: And then if you're there for a lunch or dinner, go to the barbecue place.14:15[SPEAKER_00]: It was so good.14:16[SPEAKER_00]: You get so much food.14:17[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.14:17[SPEAKER_02]: I like so much food.14:19[SPEAKER_02]: Because I love barbecue and I inhale it.14:22[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.14:22[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like judgment.14:24[SPEAKER_02]: When I was sitting there like deep throat and a ribbone.14:27[SPEAKER_02]: Pulling out a button and no meat on it.14:31[SPEAKER_02]: People judge you when you do that thing.14:33[SPEAKER_00]: But I go to the bathroom real quick, and I was with a bunch of friends, but I go to the bathroom.14:38[SPEAKER_00]: I don't bring my phone in the bathroom walking, and I was like, oh man, that's such a cool mural.14:45[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't bring my phone.14:46[SPEAKER_00]: So I go back out there.14:47[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, everyone's like, what are you doing?14:51[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like trying to make a few bucks, leaving me alone.14:54[SPEAKER_02]: It looks good in the lighting.14:56[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to put some new content on my only fan right.15:00[SPEAKER_02]: That's so true.15:01[SPEAKER_02]: But there are some thirst traps in the bathroom mirror.15:04[SPEAKER_00]: So the barbecue place had three different types of barbecue.15:07[SPEAKER_00]: They had the house, they had a spicy, but they also had a raspberry barbecue.15:14[SPEAKER_00]: It was good.15:15[SPEAKER_00]: And it had like a little spicy kick to it.15:18[SPEAKER_00]: It was raspberry flavor.15:19[SPEAKER_00]: It was very tasty.15:20[SPEAKER_00]: He's really good.15:21[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.15:21[SPEAKER_00]: I had never had that.15:23[SPEAKER_00]: It was so good.15:24[SPEAKER_00]: If you go, they have like a cornbread.15:29[SPEAKER_00]: but it has honey on it.15:31[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a dessert tea, cornbread, so it has like a sweet salty.15:36[SPEAKER_00]: See, that's like deliciousness.15:38[SPEAKER_02]: There's a southern thing where people like argue.15:42[SPEAKER_02]: It's like the half-filled McCoy's with cornbread between savory or sweet cornbread.15:48[SPEAKER_02]: Sweet, that's a lot of both.15:49[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, I like a good sweet with a bunch of honey and butter and sugar.15:54[SPEAKER_02]: That's all the better.15:56[SPEAKER_02]: And I like a good like jalapeno cheddar.15:59[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, like no sweet whatsoever.16:01[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I love that.16:04[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like I don't put the sweet one in food.16:08[SPEAKER_00]: No, like you know if I have like itself.16:10[SPEAKER_00]: a super something like a beans and whatever I would need but I don't do the sweet one I never in my again.16:19[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I like it.16:21[SPEAKER_02]: I love you had it too many times.16:23[SPEAKER_02]: I will never eat it again.16:24[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, I haven't had it all the time.16:27[SPEAKER_02]: The last time I ate it, I made it.16:29[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I'm gonna cook this with, I'm gonna be, you know, crazy and use flavor.16:35[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh.16:36[SPEAKER_02]: So actually, first time in my life, I have to change it.16:38[SPEAKER_02]: Josh, we're calling your scheme.16:40[SPEAKER_02]: I know.16:40[SPEAKER_02]: I use more than just bacon grease and salt.16:43[SPEAKER_02]: I was like,16:44[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, these can actually have a flavor, too.16:47[SPEAKER_02]: Right.16:47[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I hated it.16:48[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, this is just flavorless.16:50[SPEAKER_00]: No, I drew it with ham in it.16:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.16:52[SPEAKER_02]: And then you put corn, bread, and then it's like just a, it was gross.16:56[SPEAKER_02]: But I put beefy onion, soup mix, and it, and it just, mm, mm, mm.17:03[SPEAKER_00]: Do you guys have a favorite, like seasoning?17:06[SPEAKER_00]: that you're like, I just use this and most of the food that I eat.17:09[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty much in it.17:10[SPEAKER_00]: Items like table salt.17:12[SPEAKER_00]: Salt.17:12[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty much everything I cook.17:13[SPEAKER_02]: I always salt pepper.17:15[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like with salt.17:16[SPEAKER_02]: I don't salt much.17:18[SPEAKER_00]: Now salt are you using normal salt.17:20[SPEAKER_02]: Do you use like I have iodized and sea salt and pink salt.17:25[SPEAKER_00]: Depending on what I'm cooking.17:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I have all for you too.17:27[SPEAKER_02]: Because they hit your taste buds differently.17:29[SPEAKER_02]: So sometimes I'll use two of them.17:31[SPEAKER_02]: And then I have I use fresh garlic if I'm saltane and then I always even if I use fresh garlic I use garlic powder because I have two different flavor pups and then I have onion powder Then I use a lot of red pepper flakes.17:46[SPEAKER_02]: No, yeah, I don't not towards overly spicy But they're just really been a bit of normal super soup.17:52[SPEAKER_02]: I put almost everything I cook that savory has dried parsley in it Because it's good for your digestion and your18:00[SPEAKER_02]: teeth and breath like your breath.18:02[SPEAKER_02]: Try to think.18:05[SPEAKER_00]: I like how you think through like, oh, this is good for this.18:07[SPEAKER_02]: Like, oh, I don't like the flavor show grown up with some food network.18:12[SPEAKER_02]: Alton Brown was a good eat.18:13[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.18:14[SPEAKER_02]: And part of his show was teaching you like all this stuff about like why this ingredient goes.18:21[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.18:22[SPEAKER_02]: So it was like chemistry with food and he's on YouTube again.18:25[SPEAKER_02]: Everybody, if you love Alton Brown, he's back on YouTube with good eat.18:29[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, that's where I got my turkey recipe for Thanksgiving.18:35[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he had the original turkey recipe with the brine and stuff I used when I was 13 that I've used since and he updated it.18:42[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, oh my god.18:46[SPEAKER_00]: Is there anything that you use Kim besides salt and pepper?18:49[SPEAKER_02]: But I have everything else like I've got turmeric.18:52[SPEAKER_02]: I'll use that quite often because it's good for you ginger, cumin, nutmeg, I've been adding nutmeg to more things because it gives you, you know, like a oh good warmed.19:01[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.19:02[SPEAKER_02]: I did get a little jar of saffron at TJMX and I was so excited.19:06[SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't that a pattern.19:08[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that's Chevron.19:10[SPEAKER_02]: OK. Sapphron is one of the most expensive groups in the world.19:15[SPEAKER_02]: It's like the little pollens, stems on a specific type of flower that grows in like the desert.19:23[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, I use it like, I'll make Sapphron rice.19:27[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.19:27[SPEAKER_02]: Where it doesn't take very much.19:29[SPEAKER_02]: It has like a mild, floor-rely taste to it.19:34[SPEAKER_02]: Mm.19:34[SPEAKER_02]: not like a bad, you know, I don't like lavender and shit like that, so it's not like it doesn't taste like eating a flower.19:40[SPEAKER_00]: Every time I go that coffee shop in the area, I always think of Josh Kittner, lavender, flower, you go so, that was the worst beverage I think I've ever had.19:52[SPEAKER_00]: I can do it.19:53[SPEAKER_00]: I remember you took a sip of it, you're like, you weren't want this, I'm not drinking it.20:00[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.20:03[SPEAKER_00]: not made for me not for me.20:06[SPEAKER_02]: It was so pretty.20:07[SPEAKER_02]: It was so pretty.20:08[SPEAKER_02]: I had like being a little foams whirl on top.20:12[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, that coffee shop.20:13[SPEAKER_00]: It's my favorite flavor of coffee there.20:16[SPEAKER_00]: So when you're like, nope, nope, can't do this.20:18[SPEAKER_00]: That's not, nope, not slapping.20:21[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I'll be, I'm gonna go order something else.20:24[SPEAKER_02]: Which, you know, I'm not like, uh, this was gross.20:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.20:27[SPEAKER_02]: Something else.20:28[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I'll just go pay for something else.20:30[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.20:30[SPEAKER_02]: I don't expect them to pay for my mistake.20:33[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so used to you working at a lot of coffee shops, you know, every morning.20:37[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, oh, when do we're Shane's working at Dave?20:40[SPEAKER_00]: In fact, when you go to a coffee shop so often that you just become friends with all the baristas in the manager, the manager text me this morning.20:49[SPEAKER_03]: Not us.20:50[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.20:52[SPEAKER_00]: And the tech said question.20:56[SPEAKER_00]: We want you to help taste test our spring drinks so that we can like figure out what we want to do for spring drinks and I'm like, I'll be there girl.21:05[SPEAKER_02]: What time do you know me there?21:07[SPEAKER_02]: Here's our live in their lemon honey named Joshua favorite drink.21:15[SPEAKER_03]: I really want a tea.21:17[SPEAKER_02]: I did go get a I have a leftover tea in the fridge if you wanted a free soda today at what is it called a skeweders It's non-cathinated, but they have like a peach coconut like sparkling soda Oh yeah, okay.21:31[SPEAKER_02]: I got like coconut milk put in it to make it a dirty and it was so freaking good Oh, I've been seeing this like on my ads and shit Did you see that mocha place is gonna open up soon next door?21:43[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I ain't doing that21:46[SPEAKER_02]: where it's a coffee shop dog rumor and a car wash I am not even coming out of a dog wash car was not a drink of coffee no yeah it's more than that it's like those three things together it's like five or six different things like hanging your legs wax I'm not sure what all you22:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sensory overload and I'm not drinking coffee from the same place of dogs getting its anal glands You know when I think of getting your coffee.22:20[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think of going to a car wash or a dog murmur That's what you know hair everywhere22:29[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's interesting.22:30[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.22:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I passed that every day going to work.22:33[SPEAKER_02]: So I've seen that sign every time I get gas that that gas station across the street.22:37[SPEAKER_00]: It's like the restaurants that have the Roman, a gyros or euros and pancakes.22:43[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I never got that.22:44[SPEAKER_02]: Who hurt you?22:46[SPEAKER_02]: A pancake's a great thing.22:47[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, no, not pancakes.22:50[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, it's a, that's a breakfast deep food.22:53[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I still haven't been to that.22:54[SPEAKER_02]: A hero restaurant in town, just because it's at that road to my hotel.23:00[SPEAKER_00]: I just can't say myself to the food there is very good.23:03[SPEAKER_00]: I have been there several times.23:05[SPEAKER_00]: They give you big portions.23:07[SPEAKER_00]: It's priced really well and it is good.23:10[SPEAKER_00]: Every time I pass, it gets engraving.23:12[SPEAKER_03]: On the way home, I'm like, geez,23:15[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I just can't.23:15[SPEAKER_00]: The year was really good.23:17[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.23:18[SPEAKER_00]: And they give you a lot.23:20[SPEAKER_00]: So it's no way.23:21[SPEAKER_00]: I just picture.23:22[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't grow the bathroom and I just picture who can't do it.23:26[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm going to the health department.23:27[SPEAKER_00]: We catch it.23:29[SPEAKER_05]: Gross.23:31[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I never thought of myself.23:32[SPEAKER_02]: That's how I currently up at E. But after where I work at, I'm quite up at E. I would, in fact, Josh, if you die first,23:42[SPEAKER_00]: He's above me in your obituary.23:44[SPEAKER_00]: A little up and yeah.23:46[SPEAKER_00]: Joshua died under a man and he's up.23:49[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what the truth is.23:50[SPEAKER_02]: He's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and he's up and24:04[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, some of the straight guys I work with, they that amount of time that they are spending on their appearance is very minimal and I'm like, oh look at that five and one I'm a little uppity, but I mean, I don't spend like it takes me 10 minutes to get ready, but I mean, I've already like the other day I got out of the shower and I started laughing myself because I got out of the shower.24:29[SPEAKER_02]: I put my moose in my hair, and I got my comb out of my hair shit to get out, and had it already, and I have grandma's old dresser.24:41[SPEAKER_02]: Her bedroom sets my bedroom set now.24:44[SPEAKER_02]: I was sitting there, putting the little swirl in my hair with the comb, and I was like, oh my god.24:50[SPEAKER_02]: Besides not having bobby pins, my routine after the shower was the safest our grandmother's.24:56[SPEAKER_02]: I had my cold creams out like rape of a face on the bingue doing my eyebrows I had bingue too I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt I hate this hurt25:14[SPEAKER_00]: The smell of bingue, we're going to turn into grandma.25:18[SPEAKER_02]: So funny.25:19[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was set in my hair and I was like, oh my god, I have grandma set back to her as he took his teeth out.25:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was so I got my25:29[SPEAKER_03]: Emily is my grandmother to a tea.25:32[SPEAKER_03]: My grandma was really slow.25:34[SPEAKER_03]: Grandpa would say, hey, we're going to go to Moncie, go, you know, go get ready and he would go to a car and sit in the car while she went into the bathroom and brush your teeth and brush your face and dinner hair and you know, and now we're later, she'd be coming to the car to go.25:49[SPEAKER_03]: And Emily, I named her correctly because her middle name is Jean and that's25:56[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm always like little jeans.25:58[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Joe.25:59[SPEAKER_02]: The ladies I worked with, they were laughing like a few weeks ago because they were like, you can tell that you're like raised by a grandma.26:09[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, what do you mean?26:10[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, I can't think of anybody else and they're like 30s.26:15[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little bit of the game.26:16[SPEAKER_00]: You admit to that now, John.26:17[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little bit of their gay and the gayness, but they're like, you're just like, even the way you dress, you wear like sweaters and cardigans, and one of them will have like, a chew, and I'll have like grab one of my Kleenex boxes that I keep stocked.26:33[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, here.26:34[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I need to have a bowl of mints for you.26:39[SPEAKER_02]: One of them was like, ah, it's hot in here and I just went and opened the window.26:43[SPEAKER_02]: Like they didn't have to ask me anything else.26:46[SPEAKER_02]: They were like, you can tell you're raised by a grandparent.26:48[SPEAKER_00]: Now, do they know that you...26:52[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, if I hope, I hope that they keep a lot of faith.26:56[SPEAKER_02]: Straight where our work is that there's two gay of us.26:59[SPEAKER_02]: There's me and a lesbian and then we have a one straight woman.27:02[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.27:02[SPEAKER_00]: So to be straight to minority where our work, we still live you.27:14[SPEAKER_00]: You don't want to do a hate crime against a straightie.27:20[SPEAKER_00]: Our grandma used to do that with a little pinky.27:22[SPEAKER_00]: Some more of the game.27:23[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think that me and over there is a lot of work.27:25[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Grandma, I'm hoping he's more of a.27:31[SPEAKER_02]: See this stuff like I wish she was more comfortable with it.27:35[SPEAKER_02]: So I got my jokes with that.27:37[SPEAKER_02]: But I think that I don't think she would be able to handle jokes like that.27:41[SPEAKER_01]: Not only are you gay, you're getting dick down, too.27:45[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, dick down and say me.27:47[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so I have a little shit fire story for us for this unmasked episode.27:54[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.27:56[SPEAKER_00]: This story is out of, how do you pronounce this?28:01[SPEAKER_03]: No, Lord have mercy.28:02[SPEAKER_00]: A collar?28:03[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, a collar.28:05[SPEAKER_00]: It's in Florida.28:06[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, see.28:06[SPEAKER_00]: A collar.28:07[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, a collar Florida.28:11[SPEAKER_00]: So there's this retirement community called sunset poems.28:16[SPEAKER_00]: It's a really nice place.28:17[SPEAKER_00]: They have golf cards.28:18[SPEAKER_00]: They have shuffle board, the works.28:21[SPEAKER_00]: About five years ago, someone on the HOA board thought it would be charming and whimsical to introduce a couple of peacocks to the community.28:32[SPEAKER_00]: You know, people are white.28:34[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's some white woman.28:35[SPEAKER_00]: This is some white woman, they go, it's gonna be some peacock.28:40[SPEAKER_00]: probably now they have lorda.28:42[SPEAKER_00]: Well fast forward to last month.28:45[SPEAKER_00]: Those two peacocks, there's now 73.28:50[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.28:51[SPEAKER_00]: Peacocks?28:52[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody thought about the fact that peacocks reproduce.28:56[SPEAKER_00]: They just assumed it would stay, too.28:59[SPEAKER_00]: And there's no really any predators.29:02[SPEAKER_00]: But it gets better.29:04[SPEAKER_00]: These peacocks have formed what residents are calling gangs.29:09[SPEAKER_00]: Different groups of peacocks have claimed different call-to-saxes as their territory.29:15[SPEAKER_00]: They attack golf carts that enter their turf.29:18[SPEAKER_03]: That's hilarious.29:19[SPEAKER_00]: They scream at 4am.29:22[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, the noise I make when we're having a rough time at work.29:26[SPEAKER_02]: I'll make my peacock noise to relieve the tension.29:31[SPEAKER_00]: One resident Margaret Chen said she couldn't leave her house before 9 a.m. because a peacocked name bruise by the neighbors.29:43[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's the lyrics there.29:44[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure they all have names too.29:46[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, claims he has it out for her and waits by her drive.29:52[SPEAKER_00]: The HOA meeting about this situation lasted for four hours and it got so heated that the police were called not because of the peacocks because of fight broke out between the residents who wanted to keep the peacocks and the residents who want them gone.30:09[SPEAKER_03]: That's hilarious.30:10[SPEAKER_00]: And here's the kicker.30:12[SPEAKER_00]: They voted to remove the peacocks, but Florida Wildlife Law says peacocks are protected.30:19[SPEAKER_00]: Protect the kids.30:20[SPEAKER_00]: And you cannot just relocate them without permits.30:25[SPEAKER_00]: And those permits, they cost $40,000.30:29[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God!30:30[SPEAKER_00]: The HOA only budgeted $3,000 for wildlife management.30:37[SPEAKER_00]: So, they've hired a peacock negotiator.30:41[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, and it's for real job, a peacock negotiator who's trying to convince the peacocks to leave voluntarily using air horns and sprinklers.30:53[SPEAKER_03]: This is a real thing.30:54[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.30:55[SPEAKER_00]: The latest update, the peacocks are winning.30:58[SPEAKER_00]: They figured out the sprinkler schedule and they just avoid those areas during that time.31:04[SPEAKER_00]: one pooped on the H.O.A.31:06[SPEAKER_00]: Presidents Mercedes.31:07[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.31:09[SPEAKER_02]: Witnesses say the flower people's roofs on top of their cars and scratch.31:13[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, out of them.31:14[SPEAKER_00]: Right.31:15[SPEAKER_02]: They have them in Detroit because someone thought they'd be nice to let loose and they've got wild peacocks that terrorize people.31:22[SPEAKER_03]: I had no idea that they reproduce that much.31:25[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, they're like chickens.31:30[SPEAKER_00]: They just lay eggs,31:32[SPEAKER_02]: The female is actually called a P-HIN, fun fact, in the B-Jigs.31:38[SPEAKER_02]: Only the male is called B-Cock.31:40[SPEAKER_02]: I do do do.31:41[SPEAKER_02]: Any cock will do.31:43[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you a tell of the difference between them.31:44[SPEAKER_02]: The males have the long tails and are blue in the, or depending some of them are white, some of them are murals.31:51[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen a mural peacock that was really pretty.31:53[SPEAKER_02]: It was like white and then had the blue like spotches on it.31:57[SPEAKER_02]: That's cool.31:58[SPEAKER_02]: But only the males have the big tails.32:00[SPEAKER_02]: The p-hens kind of look kind of like a turkey.32:02[SPEAKER_02]: How many the males have the, use to attract a female before you know.32:09[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the same thing happened in Florida, there's like a small island where it's like a neighborhood on an island and somebody let Rapids lose.32:23[SPEAKER_02]: So now there's just...32:25[SPEAKER_02]: hundreds and hundreds of rats because it's an island.32:28[SPEAKER_02]: Rabbids can't really swim far distances.32:31[SPEAKER_02]: And half the people like the rabbits, like they're a staple of the island now, and they want to keep them and the other half hate them, because they, you know, all they do is just keep...32:42[SPEAKER_02]: reproducing their rabbit, getting into the people's houses and, you know, they, they're a rodent, so they have to choose stuff or their teeth will grow.32:52[SPEAKER_02]: So, I mean, everybody's gardens, like wiring outside, like, I mean, anything they can get a hold of.32:59[SPEAKER_02]: That's in their reach.33:00[SPEAKER_02]: They're chewed on us.33:01[SPEAKER_02]: It's awful.33:02[SPEAKER_03]: Devon the keys and big pine key, they have what they call key deer and they're like our deer only they're a little they're smaller and they will not get off of that one specific island they won't cross the bridges to go to different ones so they're only in that one key.33:24[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, they have small little deer.33:26[SPEAKER_00]: They don't call them deer.33:27[SPEAKER_00]: I forget what Wendy calls them.33:29[SPEAKER_00]: They're real small though.33:30[SPEAKER_00]: She sent me pictures of them.33:32[SPEAKER_00]: They're like miniature deer.33:33[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, these were.33:35[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's about what they were.33:36[SPEAKER_00]: I forget what she calls them, but yeah Wendy's on an island outside of Sicily.33:45[SPEAKER_00]: Just ringing to me to sign it to go through this week.33:48[SPEAKER_00]: So miss pictures.33:50[SPEAKER_00]: There's looks like a really quiet lecture.33:51[SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah, Sicily, Sophia.33:54[SPEAKER_00]: I know I was like, I hope you eaten some pizza for me All right guys, well, thanks for joining us on unmasked today the workout you here next weekShow full transcript (610 segments)Listen to The Haunted Bunker: Paranormal Mysteries & the Unexplained Apple PodcastsSpotifyAmazon Musicthe M&M DispatchGet new The Haunted Bunker: Paranormal Mysteries & the Unexplained 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