0:01 [SPEAKER_00]: So now I want to know what kind of tape she has. 0:03 [SPEAKER_00]: I love it what she has. 0:04 [SPEAKER_01]: I love it what she has. 0:05 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that what she has. 0:06 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that what she has. 0:07 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that what she has. 0:11 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that. 0:31 [SPEAKER_01]: it went in potty to before we started to eat. 0:33 [SPEAKER_02]: On YouTube. 0:34 [SPEAKER_02]: You've been an hour. 0:35 [SPEAKER_02]: That cake, I was like, I think it said serves eight. 0:40 [SPEAKER_02]: So I was thinking like smaller. 0:42 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a big thing. 0:43 [SPEAKER_00]: I got the box out. 0:45 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, they held it. 0:46 [SPEAKER_00]: I ordered it. 0:49 [SPEAKER_02]: like how are a wedding cake which I almost did because I thought that'd be funny order like a two-tiered wedding cake. 0:55 [SPEAKER_01]: Emily was making cheese cake the other day and she's like, Mom, I really think I put this in the wrong size, you know, spring band, and then she's, know it was too out too much fillin. 1:09 [SPEAKER_01]: Now actually it was thinner, it was thinner. 1:12 [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I think I put this in the wrong size and she says, what do you, what size do you think it is? 1:17 [SPEAKER_01]: I looked at it and I said, oh, that's, that's a tension. 1:20 [SPEAKER_01]: And he, she says, how do you know that by looking at it? 1:24 [SPEAKER_01]: And I said, because it's a pizza king pizza. 1:26 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that is true. 1:29 [SPEAKER_02]: That's 10 inches. 1:30 [SPEAKER_00]: I probably would have called it 12. 1:31 [SPEAKER_00]: 12. 1:32 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:32 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:33 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:33 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:33 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:33 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:34 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:34 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:34 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:35 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:37 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:37 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:37 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:37 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:37 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:37 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:38 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:38 [SPEAKER_00]: 11. 1:50 [SPEAKER_00]: It's all shoved to her correct me because you might have been there, but I think it was just the three of us. 1:54 [SPEAKER_00]: And grandma was like, hey, on your way home first up at one mark and get a cake. 1:59 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, okay, yeah, I'll do that. 2:01 [SPEAKER_00]: So I called her head and I ordered the cake, but I never called ordered the cake. 2:05 [SPEAKER_00]: And so the lady on the phone was like, all right, what size do you want? 2:09 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, sheet, normal one. 2:12 [SPEAKER_00]: And so she said, well, it comes in sheets. 2:15 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, 2:17 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'll take a sheet. 2:18 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god. 2:19 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, like I thought normal cake. 2:23 [SPEAKER_00]: I could pick his cake up And I'm telling you it is a big-ass cake. 2:28 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 2:28 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she and I I was like, I don't think this one's mine I think this one was like first school or something. 2:33 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think she's already. 2:35 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's like waters, right? 2:37 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, yeah, she's like, well, this is a sheet and I was like 2:41 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, there was a miscommunication line, and it wasn't that expensive. 2:46 [SPEAKER_00]: So when the lady told me on the phone how much it was, I was like, oh, 20 bucks, you know, whatever, so I got, I got to my grandma. 2:53 [SPEAKER_00]: And I remember like, I was driving, I think I had that Honda element. 2:56 [SPEAKER_00]: And it was so big I had to put that back seat up like the seeds went down and they went off to the side. 3:02 [SPEAKER_00]: So I had to put that seat up so I could fit it in the whole back. 3:05 [SPEAKER_00]: And I get to my grandma's house and I'm just taking about like this is just three of us. 3:10 [SPEAKER_00]: We are not eating this cake. 3:12 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like I got to like grandma's house and I remember like holding it, get up on her porch and I get to the door and she goes and I heard her say shit. 3:25 [SPEAKER_00]: How much cake did you buy? 3:27 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, it's $20. 3:30 [SPEAKER_00]: And we laughed at the warmest time. 3:32 [SPEAKER_00]: My uncle came and I think it was his birthday. 3:34 [SPEAKER_02]: Hope you'll help your hungry. 3:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh. 3:37 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we ate that cake. 3:38 [SPEAKER_01]: Since it gets in cake out with everybody. 3:40 [SPEAKER_00]: And we didn't tell it was too dry to eat, which is like it is. 3:44 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my gosh, it was huge. 3:45 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I bet grandma too was trying. 3:47 [SPEAKER_02]: She don't like to eat. 3:48 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I know. 3:49 [SPEAKER_02]: I know. 3:50 [SPEAKER_02]: So I should go. 3:51 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a cake for breakfast lunch dinner snack. 3:55 [SPEAKER_00]: Midnight snack. 3:57 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, with your coffee. 3:59 [SPEAKER_02]: Cake and eggs. 4:00 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, I was all in Africa. 4:03 [SPEAKER_00]: Because like, we started cracking up laughing again because Denmark said an article and I mean, it takes up most of the table. 4:10 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 4:11 [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, how many people did you guys have in mind? 4:14 [SPEAKER_02]: And we were like, just that. 4:15 [SPEAKER_02]: It was going on here. 4:17 [SPEAKER_00]: There was a miscommunication. 4:18 [SPEAKER_00]: My dad. 4:19 [SPEAKER_00]: The miscommunication. 4:21 [SPEAKER_00]: My grandma's like, normally, if I buy a cake, it's like a force of a sheet. 4:26 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 4:28 [SPEAKER_00]: I could have told me that grandma ran around one while you remember when I went to college and I didn't know the grandma puts bacon grease in the last salt in her green beans Yeah, so I had I didn't have a car so I had I went to Walmart and I had a duffel bag And I was just buying crap, you know for my dorm and I thought why does have a microwave? 4:51 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, so all by the things I put in my quave and I got I walked down the canary 4:55 [SPEAKER_00]: And I got a lot of green beans and I was like I love green beans and then I thought like there was all these types of green beans and I saw like no sodium and I was like I'm healthy green beans. 5:06 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm okay because I was like I don't remember I've ever sold him I never sold it. 5:12 [SPEAKER_02]: I never sold it. 5:13 [SPEAKER_02]: I want French cut full flavored. 5:15 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm telling you I have the first can I got I dumped out into a ball put in the microwave came back and walked all the way back to my dorm room sitting down and I took a bite of it 5:26 [SPEAKER_00]: Mm, top room with this. 5:28 [SPEAKER_02]: It must be bad. 5:29 [SPEAKER_02]: It must be bad. 5:29 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought I didn't look at the date on the can. 5:32 [SPEAKER_00]: I better as bad. 5:33 [SPEAKER_00]: So I threw it away and I went and got another can. 5:35 [SPEAKER_00]: And I looked at the date and it's like four years or something, you know, I don't know. 5:38 [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, okay, this one must be good. 5:39 [SPEAKER_00]: So I go back to the microwave, put it in, come back to my room, set it down, bit it, and I'm like, it tastes like water. 5:49 [SPEAKER_02]: How do we grow in the same house? 5:51 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, then I call it grandma, and I'm like, 5:53 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that type of green beast you buy and she's like just clever can warns our own say Oh, and I was like so I bought this in a says low Saudi, but she's like, oh, no, but a lot of salt in it And she's like and I was like okay, so you just put salt in it She's like yeah, a little bit of salt a little bit of bacon grease and I was like 6:17 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, why don't I have any bacon craze grab on? 6:19 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, before I thought it was a health snack. 6:22 [SPEAKER_01]: I was about to have before I knew that, you know, my grandma always put bacon grease in it, too. 6:26 [SPEAKER_01]: I made some a few times after I had been married or whatever. 6:30 [SPEAKER_01]: And my ex has been always called him squeak or green beans because I didn't have anything in him. 6:35 [SPEAKER_01]: They're just squeak. 6:37 [SPEAKER_00]: I have to this day anxiety anytime I get into the fridge, you to my own house and I open up a Butter dish. 6:47 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, every time because do you get how many times as a kid? 6:50 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought I'm going to make some toast I'm pulled out and it's spaghetti. 6:53 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, spaghetti. 6:54 [SPEAKER_01]: I asked you to taste or bacon grease 6:57 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I put my bacon grease in a jar, but I make mine like grandma, but I want to live a long time. 7:04 [SPEAKER_02]: So I use olive oil and then I put my chopped up garlic. 7:09 [SPEAKER_02]: I do do the canned garlic. 7:10 [SPEAKER_02]: It's just so much easier. 7:11 [SPEAKER_02]: And then I do my green beans. 7:13 [SPEAKER_02]: I do onion, that like onion flakes, just so much easier than cutting an onion. 7:20 [SPEAKER_02]: And then I do garlic powder and then salt and pepper. 7:23 [SPEAKER_00]: One of my favorite snacks is to pop popcorn from the evening. 7:26 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I found this bowl that you just like pour all the corn stuff in and then you put in the microwave and it like pops it. 7:34 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, awesome. 7:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 7:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 7:37 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a... 7:37 [SPEAKER_02]: I can't see that at Walmart. 7:39 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 7:39 [SPEAKER_00]: I think this robot it. 7:40 [SPEAKER_00]: It works great. 7:42 [SPEAKER_00]: However, you know how sometimes you get these ideas and you're like, oh, it seems like I'm just too smart for myself So I'm not true at Squirrel Creek. 7:52 [SPEAKER_00]: I found this little popcorn seasoning and it has like cheese and it has jalapeno Yeah And it's okay. 8:02 [SPEAKER_00]: I have to I do like every other one Well one day and I always like pour it on top after I pop it 8:10 [SPEAKER_00]: And I've tried to melt butter before and report on, but it just didn't taste wrong. 8:14 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I, but last time, before I put on the powder stuff because the powder just falls right off and that's like the you put some more or something. 8:24 [SPEAKER_00]: So I just heat it up a little bit of olive oil and that worked great, but a couple days ago I had an idea and it was you don't instead of heating up the olive oil separately. 8:36 [SPEAKER_00]: and then doing all this stuff because it takes a long time, you know, four minutes, I don't want to waste four minutes in my life. 8:42 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll just put it all in this bowl when I go to pop popcorn because then when the popcorn pops, it's going to have it all on it. 8:49 [SPEAKER_00]: Brilliant. 8:51 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought do you know how quickly that popcorn burned and it didn't just burn like it was charred There's nothing worse nothing worse than burn. 9:03 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I know my whole house smoke like it for a few days and the thing is is like, you know, like you can burn popcorn if you keep it in too long. 9:10 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought it wasn't burn popcorn. 9:12 [SPEAKER_00]: No, this thing, like I think the oil just got too hot as soon as that popcorn popped it burned. 9:18 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah. 9:19 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God knows that popcorn flavor is made of as probably some kind of chemical reaction in fire flammable. 9:26 [SPEAKER_01]: When we worked in hell, well, when you quit, we were still at the one side of the building. 9:32 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, eventually we moved closer to what the break room was. 9:36 [SPEAKER_01]: So anytime somebody would put popcorn into the microwave to cook, 9:42 [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody burn it. 9:43 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I remember that. 9:43 [SPEAKER_01]: It smelled the whole place, and this is a big place And it's dunk so bad. 9:50 [SPEAKER_00]: I remember that bathroom always have that burn smell Sorry, what are you eating Josh? 9:55 [SPEAKER_02]: These are called the drizzleicious the strawberry chocolate bites 10:02 [SPEAKER_00]: Bitma, you're a stripper named Kim. 10:05 [SPEAKER_00]: She's true. 10:05 [SPEAKER_00]: She's true. 10:06 [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm. 10:07 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, definitely. 10:08 [SPEAKER_02]: There are many rice cases with chia, quinoa, and rice. 10:13 [SPEAKER_02]: I think I found that. 10:15 [SPEAKER_02]: I love them. 10:16 [SPEAKER_02]: have an eat them for a while. 10:17 [SPEAKER_01]: I think about the blue birthday cake winning. 10:18 [SPEAKER_01]: They're made in avocado oil and only 90 calories per 21 pieces. 10:20 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I like them too. 10:20 [SPEAKER_02]: How big? 10:20 [SPEAKER_02]: What? 10:20 [SPEAKER_02]: How big are the pieces? 10:21 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like little. 10:21 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, little, little, little. 10:22 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, little, little, little. 10:22 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little 10:33 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I am, I'm, this is because put me, sure they're coma. 10:36 [SPEAKER_00]: I do want to try one. 10:37 [SPEAKER_00]: Just don't have two legs. 10:38 [SPEAKER_01]: Because just because I haven't tasted this flavor. 10:39 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, if you can't get up out of this bunker, you ain't hot in me here. 10:42 [SPEAKER_00]: Move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it, move it 10:59 [SPEAKER_00]: But so, it can mow at night as it has a light on it, which I'm like, do I need it to mow at night? 11:06 [SPEAKER_00]: No, because it can't, okay, do it, you know. 11:10 [SPEAKER_00]: So I've had it mow a few times at night. 11:12 [SPEAKER_00]: And when it starts to rain, it senses it and it goes back home. 11:17 [SPEAKER_00]: what i did not anticipate is so like it it knows where it's at it can like mo because it has like vision but it also has lighter that's right at all cows yeah or home okay so here in Indiana overnight we get do yeah 11:43 [SPEAKER_00]: So, do must have gotten on it and I wake up the next morning and I get this alert on my phone from the app and it says, oh, I couldn't make it home last night, Shane. 11:55 [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to find me. 11:56 [SPEAKER_01]: It actually says I couldn't make it almost night, Shane. 11:59 [SPEAKER_00]: Not in some of the friendly words. 12:00 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what's wrong. 12:01 [SPEAKER_02]: Passed out in the yard somewhere. 12:02 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's what I thought. 12:03 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, well, that's not a problem. 12:04 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll go find it real quick. 12:05 [SPEAKER_00]: Is this big? 12:06 [SPEAKER_00]: I was 12:10 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh no, I thought like I panicked for a moment because I'm like, oh my god, can you imagine if it just go straight through a cornfield and like takes out all this corn, that's like a freaked out for a moment. 12:23 [SPEAKER_01]: You think you have some kind of a, you know, something that says, hey, this is a grass. 12:28 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you'd think, so I'm wondering my house, don't see it. 12:33 [SPEAKER_00]: The whole two acres I walk can't find it, and I'm like, what the crap, and it died overnight like it waited too long because like when it gets down to 5% that's when it starts to go home, so it just wasted too much time too far away. 12:47 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 12:48 [SPEAKER_00]: So then I start walking the very perimeter, and I'm like someone cutting a stolen it, at least until it had died. 12:56 [SPEAKER_00]: And so I was just like, where are the crepes of this guy and I have cameras, so if someone stole it, I would have seen it. 13:00 [SPEAKER_00]: So, I get over to the corner of my property, where my only neighbor has a burn pit. 13:08 [SPEAKER_00]: And in the ashes, I start seeing like wheel marks on the edge. 13:13 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, 13:15 [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you come over here and then I see those wheel marks turn toward my house and it drove straight into the tree those huge trees in the back, drove straight into them and then it died inside. 13:33 [SPEAKER_00]: So I went to find it self. 13:35 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm like, why don't you just like come into these trees and then die right there. 13:39 [SPEAKER_00]: She's so bizarre. 13:41 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 13:43 [SPEAKER_00]: And then two days ago, it didn't make a home at night again. 13:46 [SPEAKER_00]: What a slut. 13:46 [SPEAKER_00]: I know. 13:47 [SPEAKER_01]: I would say. 13:48 [SPEAKER_00]: And I went out looking for it and then I couldn't find it. 13:50 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, did it go into the trees again? 13:52 [SPEAKER_00]: I went into the trees. 13:53 [SPEAKER_00]: Couldn't find it. 13:54 [SPEAKER_00]: This is like first thing in the morning. 13:56 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I checked the app and it didn't die. 13:58 [SPEAKER_00]: So I knew that like you can call it, you didn't have it like send out like a voice. 14:03 [SPEAKER_00]: So I started doing it, I couldn't hear anything. 14:06 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, did it go in the field? 14:08 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, walk the perimeter and don't see it. 14:10 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, you know, a search on for 30 minutes. 14:12 [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, okay, why give up this thing. 14:14 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope this is much, much more bother than it's worth. 14:17 [SPEAKER_00]: So then I was like, I'm not. 14:19 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:20 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:20 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:20 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:21 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:21 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:21 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:22 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:22 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:22 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:23 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not. 14:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not. 14:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not. 14:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not. 14:25 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not. 14:25 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not. 14:25 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:25 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:26 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:26 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:26 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not. 14:36 [SPEAKER_00]: And so, right behind where my trash cans are, there is that it's parked there, that's where it's a little home is. 14:44 [SPEAKER_00]: Right past that, there's that door back there and it's somehow it drove into the flower bed and died. 14:55 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how it missed, like it's a literally a yard away from 15:04 [SPEAKER_00]: So that's where it was. 15:05 [SPEAKER_00]: But I walked right by it. 15:07 [SPEAKER_00]: Didn't see it. 15:08 [SPEAKER_00]: Didn't see it. 15:09 [SPEAKER_00]: I remember we'll do that. 15:11 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll like hit that go to Doc button and it'll like, start going on the opposite direction. 15:16 [SPEAKER_01]: Like you dumb ass. 15:17 [SPEAKER_01]: Like god. 15:18 [SPEAKER_01]: Where you going? 15:19 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to have one of those. 15:20 [SPEAKER_01]: But if I did Ziggy would bark at it the whole time it was on so it went into me. 15:24 [SPEAKER_01]: Good to have one. 15:25 [SPEAKER_02]: I need doesn't love it. 15:26 [SPEAKER_02]: I have one. 15:27 [SPEAKER_00]: I mind turns on when I have my girls and their kennels. 15:33 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it like helps keep them calm. 15:35 [SPEAKER_02]: The guard at night. 15:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, right. 15:37 [SPEAKER_00]: I think in the turn of the day, it helps like just provide background noise for them. 15:42 [SPEAKER_00]: So I think it actually does a good job for them. 15:45 [SPEAKER_02]: Annie's so used to it by now. 15:47 [SPEAKER_02]: I can like get real close to her. 15:48 [SPEAKER_02]: Because she'll follow me when it's on. 15:50 [SPEAKER_02]: But then she's like, yeah, as long as I don't touch me, it has before. 15:54 [SPEAKER_02]: And then, you know, it's like she's fire. 16:03 [SPEAKER_02]: It's only one, where I'm going home. 16:05 [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have another mystery? 16:07 [SPEAKER_00]: I do, but if you have one, then you go ahead. 16:09 [SPEAKER_00]: I do. 16:10 [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, I found time this week. 16:14 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, this one was the actual one I wrote, but then I realized that we're going to do some for Kim's birthday. 16:18 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, perfect. 16:22 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it is no secret that I am a lover or I've smut, you know, they're at sea and look at us, same mystery, right? 16:31 [SPEAKER_02]: What a mystery. 16:32 [SPEAKER_02]: The mystery of who's DNA? 16:34 [SPEAKER_01]: It only has a bookmark this. 16:36 [SPEAKER_01]: You don't know. 16:38 [SPEAKER_02]: It's a who don't know. 16:39 [SPEAKER_01]: It only has a bookmark that says, I don't watch porn. 16:42 [SPEAKER_01]: I read it like a lady. 16:43 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. 16:44 [SPEAKER_02]: I got one that shaped like a penis that has a, you know, like the little 16:51 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, see, I could probably read a smart book. 16:55 [SPEAKER_02]: They're great. 16:55 [SPEAKER_00]: Couldn't listen to it. 16:57 [SPEAKER_02]: I would start. 16:57 [SPEAKER_02]: I'd be kidding. 16:57 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no. 16:58 [SPEAKER_02]: I prefer to read them because I can visualize it. 16:59 [SPEAKER_02]: Make sure the voices that I want them to have. 17:01 [SPEAKER_02]: And a lot of times, it's hard to find a male-narrated smart book. 17:03 [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't want to listen to a lady talk about these things. 17:07 [SPEAKER_02]: Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really 17:21 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. 17:22 [SPEAKER_02]: There's one that's Irish and has a really deep voice. 17:25 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God. 17:26 [SPEAKER_02]: I think I know who could hear him read a phone book and Creme Mondaygers. 17:30 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think I know you're talking about I watched those all the time for some reason. 17:34 [SPEAKER_02]: We'll give me a good book about a dragonborn ogre high-fay or minitar with a mighty palace that would make even the deepest whisk or biscuit struggle to accommodate it. 17:45 [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm all about it. 17:47 [SPEAKER_02]: While many of the male creatures in the books I read are inspired by legends and lore, something that once terrified humans in our past is now just spank bank deposits for me and millions of ladies with great taste and literature. 18:02 [SPEAKER_02]: We have vampires, werewolves, Frankenstein, and even demons. 18:07 [SPEAKER_02]: All of them have lost their scarier appeal to many of us. 18:12 [SPEAKER_02]: But my mystery today blends the lines of lore and smut, combining them into one enchanting unique and now endangered creature. 18:25 [SPEAKER_02]: I bring to you the legend of Boto and Contato, which translates to English and Chanted Dolphin. 18:34 [SPEAKER_02]: It loses a little on the translation. 18:36 [SPEAKER_02]: It sounds so mythical. 18:40 [SPEAKER_02]: Now, when I first thought of an enchanted dolphin, I always picture in a big buff mer man with great big arms, bulge and pecs and a sleek dolphin tail with a big ol' blowhole. 18:51 [SPEAKER_02]: But that is not the case. 18:54 [SPEAKER_02]: We also, when we think of dolphins, we think of the oceans. 18:58 [SPEAKER_02]: We so easily forget the fresh water pink dolphins who call the Amazon River their home. 19:02 [SPEAKER_02]: You guys both know about those, right? 19:06 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure that I do. 19:07 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there's a species of freshwater dolphins that live in the Amazon river fresh water. 19:12 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and they are they are gray naturally, but they live in rivers, which are shallow. 19:19 [SPEAKER_02]: So they rub on rocks and stuff, especially males, and the older they get. 19:24 [SPEAKER_02]: They actually turn pink and they have longer noses with more teeth on them. 19:30 [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, they live in the brackish water of the Amazon river. 19:33 [SPEAKER_02]: They're really cool. 19:35 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, fresh water dolphins. 19:38 [SPEAKER_02]: How cool. 19:40 [SPEAKER_00]: Who knew? 19:41 [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting. 19:44 [SPEAKER_00]: I found that to you that I was talking about. 19:46 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, awesome. 19:46 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for the last episode or this one. 19:48 [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, it's called Y'all. 19:50 [SPEAKER_00]: Y'all sweet. 19:51 [SPEAKER_02]: Y'all come. 19:54 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm ordering it. 19:54 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, those of you that don't know what the fresh water pink dolphins look like. 19:58 [SPEAKER_02]: Google, I'm now because they're really cool. 20:00 [SPEAKER_02]: They look a lot different than salt water dolphins. 20:05 [SPEAKER_02]: They're a little, yeah, ain't winning any beauty pageants, but they're still a freshwater dolphin species. 20:11 [SPEAKER_00]: My gosh, it doesn't deliver until August 16th. 20:13 [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus. 20:14 [SPEAKER_00]: 10 days? 20:15 [SPEAKER_02]: I know. 20:16 [SPEAKER_02]: I almost ordered some of that crunchy crystal candy that's everywhere on TikTok and whatnot these days, but it won't be here to like the end of the month. 20:26 [SPEAKER_02]: No, it comes from time. 20:27 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they got pistachio flavored. 20:29 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, ooh, that sounds delicious. 20:33 [SPEAKER_02]: During the day, the Amazon River dolphins spin their time swimming in hunting for fish in the tan and rich waters. 20:39 [SPEAKER_02]: Then, sometimes at night, one of those paint dolphins emerges from the black depths. 20:46 [SPEAKER_02]: Only instead of a pink river dolphin, there is now a very enchanting, swath, man, dressed in white, with a white hat covering his blowhole. 21:01 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to see my blow-hole, no, I guess I could be drugs. 21:06 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, this man didn't get the word in chanting in his name for nothing. 21:10 [SPEAKER_02]: He often appeared during festivals and parties, and he arrived mysteriously, unknown, handsome, and looking to have a good time. 21:22 [SPEAKER_02]: There have been numerous water spirits throughout human history, but this one caught my attention, especially due to it being male. 21:30 [SPEAKER_02]: Waters often associated with the feminine. 21:33 [SPEAKER_02]: We have nymphs, brides, mermaids, nessies, even female, sirens, who all dwell in water. 21:40 [SPEAKER_02]: And water males get the swamp, creature, creature from the blacklegone, that type of... 21:46 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I was trying to think of like, what, like, male, like, you know, there's, there's male, mermen, right. 21:55 [SPEAKER_02]: That's, I feel like that's more recent. 21:59 [SPEAKER_02]: While on land, Boto and Contato drinks eat, dances, sings, and is the literal life of the party. 22:06 [SPEAKER_02]: He makes me think of Dionysus from the Greek Pantheon of God's. 22:11 [SPEAKER_02]: And much like the Grigod's Greek mythology, Mr. Boto often leads behind little surprises for some of the women he enchanted. 22:21 [SPEAKER_02]: Come day light, Boto and Contato would disappear and back into the Amazon River as if he were never there. 22:28 [SPEAKER_02]: For a short while, people were only left with the vague memory of him at the party. 22:33 [SPEAKER_02]: That isn't till the woman who were with him, start to become pregnant. 22:38 [SPEAKER_02]: That's right, Mr. Bodo's a fertile son of a gun. 22:41 [SPEAKER_02]: Not to mention a deadbeat dad. 22:45 [SPEAKER_02]: The offspring would be completely human, and it's no telling just how many unexplained pregnancies occurred because of him. 22:54 [SPEAKER_02]: There are other branches to his tail that mentioned that Boto and Contato can even take people into the water with him, being the reason for many unknown disappearances. 23:05 [SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't take them to be cruel, though. 23:08 [SPEAKER_02]: If anything, he's kind of doing them a personal kindness. 23:11 [SPEAKER_02]: Instead of drowning, the taken ones are brought to a mythical, at lantus-like realm in the Amazon River called incontate. 23:20 [SPEAKER_02]: The origins of the Boto and Contato are pretty easy to piece together. 23:26 [SPEAKER_02]: Civilizations formed around the great powerful river. 23:30 [SPEAKER_02]: and these myths were born to help explain disappearances like drownings being eaten by something I mean jaguires and a condos, a whole bunch of stuff lives in that jungle that could eat you. 23:41 [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I'll never see me in South America. 23:43 [SPEAKER_02]: The main reason and a condos live there. 23:48 [SPEAKER_01]: Why is it every time I hear an a condo, I think that's stupid song and a condo, 23:56 [SPEAKER_02]: And the legend of Boto also gave name to pregnancies where one might not have gotten the name of the real father. 24:03 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, for civilizations that believed in this type of spiritual creature that could impregnate women, that I could see that being more honorable of thing than, Oh, the guy from the next town over knocked me up and I didn't really catch his name. 24:22 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's the river spirit. 24:23 [SPEAKER_02]: It's a blessed child. 24:25 [SPEAKER_02]: I can see that. 24:26 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. 24:28 [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not judging. 24:29 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if I could get pregnant, I'd have several little boat co-bastered around and around. 24:33 [SPEAKER_02]: Pride doesn't. 24:34 [SPEAKER_02]: A litter. 24:35 [SPEAKER_01]: A whole litter. 24:36 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, in today's world, the myth that the boat ho and cantato serves multiple 24:47 [SPEAKER_02]: I love for several minutes when I came to know it. 24:51 [SPEAKER_01]: I could just see you sitting there doing it too. 24:54 [SPEAKER_01]: I just had a stop riding for a second. 24:57 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, that's funny. 24:59 [SPEAKER_02]: And I look up how to spell it. 25:00 [SPEAKER_02]: Because that's a hard word. 25:01 [SPEAKER_02]: P-O-R-P-O-I-S-E-S. 25:04 [SPEAKER_02]: But it's not how I spell it. 25:07 [SPEAKER_01]: I kept wanting to say, you mean purposes? 25:09 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, no. 25:10 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wow. 25:13 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, the myths like this are the reason why the pink River Dolphins are seen as sacred river spirits, and the reason that they are so protected today, even fishermen actively work to avoid disrupting the Dolphins, which is a vast change from their seed welling cousins. 25:31 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if you see a picture of a whale or dolphin today or a manatee, most of them you'll see scars on them from boat propellers. 25:39 [SPEAKER_00]: You guys ever noticed how weird we sound when we don't have our headphones in. 25:43 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 25:44 [SPEAKER_02]: As soon as I turned off my headphones, I was hearing just talking. 25:47 [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh my gosh. 25:49 [SPEAKER_02]: It feels like you have hearing loss to take them off. 25:53 [SPEAKER_00]: You're like, oh, we sound a lot more interesting when we're speaking and hearing ourselves on a mic. 25:57 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 25:58 [SPEAKER_00]: It's so fun. 25:59 [SPEAKER_00]: Did you guys notice my shirt? 26:01 [SPEAKER_00]: First annual turkey drop. 26:03 [SPEAKER_00]: You know what that's also? 26:05 [SPEAKER_01]: I have one like that. 26:07 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I guess it just shows you the mythical power of a good dicking down. 26:14 [SPEAKER_01]: If you're coming to my title, you're just the same thing only as a turkey on it. 26:20 [SPEAKER_00]: Did you guys hear me laughing in the bathroom? 26:22 [SPEAKER_02]: No, uh, do you hear my poor business? 26:24 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I forgot that we have Kim's picture of a toilet. 26:28 [SPEAKER_02]: How big Kim? 26:29 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 26:29 [SPEAKER_02]: Is that the one that traverses? 26:30 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. 26:30 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. 26:32 [SPEAKER_00]: He says a dirty boy as I look down on my fiber warm brownings. 26:37 [SPEAKER_02]: Did. 26:38 [UNKNOWN]: To me. 26:38 [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, those are the good ones at least. 26:40 [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. 26:41 [SPEAKER_00]: That is true. 26:42 [SPEAKER_00]: I tried wanting it as delicious. 26:46 [SPEAKER_02]: What do you guys as a week look like work tomorrow weekend. 26:52 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to the theater tomorrow The dinner theater and then the birds or boards and be before there we go. 27:00 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you see in? 27:01 [SPEAKER_00]: the play that goes wrong or something. 27:05 [SPEAKER_00]: That's not it. 27:06 [SPEAKER_00]: Something like that. 27:07 [SPEAKER_00]: Play with the name. 27:09 [SPEAKER_00]: That's how it's something's going wrong. 27:10 [SPEAKER_01]: It's tomorrow morning. 27:12 [SPEAKER_01]: Go into the sea at all. 27:14 [SPEAKER_01]: Tomorrow morning, I wanted to go with Emily and my aunt to go shopping for Emily. 27:19 [SPEAKER_02]: And then I would understand selfish beach. 27:22 [SPEAKER_01]: and then after that I'll be at home for a while and then I'm going to go into Muncie and Brady's going to fix my birthday dinner. 27:31 [SPEAKER_01]: He always fixed me, he's stinking and big potatoes. 27:34 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's cute. 27:36 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a really good cook. 27:38 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 27:39 [SPEAKER_01]: So, and then Saturday, I'm having a luncheon with some family for my birthday. 27:45 [SPEAKER_02]: Lunch and stuff for dinner and Sunday. 27:49 [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to Sam's club with Adam and Lisa Awesome. 27:54 [SPEAKER_02]: How exhausting. 27:55 [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot of social interaction. 27:57 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, on the way up here I was thinking about I was thinking of man. 28:01 [SPEAKER_01]: It's been a busy week and it's not going to get any better or until after the weekend. 28:07 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to mo Saturday hopefully get 28:12 [SPEAKER_02]: Stick down so bad, I forget my name, and then Sunday where I stand relaxed and have self-care. 28:18 [SPEAKER_01]: Can go a church. 28:19 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, prayer me, prayer me. 28:22 [SPEAKER_02]: Go sing in the choir. 28:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he touched me. 28:27 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm hoping I can get at least the first episode and then he's got tomorrow when I get home tonight. 28:32 [SPEAKER_00]: Will that be yesterday's or the one that we recorded up before this? 28:35 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. 28:36 [SPEAKER_00]: You were at the episode? 28:37 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've got. 28:38 [SPEAKER_02]: The other day, I had a gospel song from our young childhood. 28:44 [SPEAKER_02]: I woke up on Saturday and I was like, stuck in my head, and I was like, I have not heard this in probably 20 years, but it was, we would listen to the tape every time we got an grandma's blue van. 28:56 [SPEAKER_01]: We'd be like, go away, but the crap's on. 28:59 [SPEAKER_02]: Is that written in stone? 29:02 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, leaving that membrane in homes. 29:04 [SPEAKER_02]: It's weird, Andre. 29:05 [SPEAKER_02]: No big deal for like new the whole song. 29:08 [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, my God, we did listen to that a lot. 29:11 [SPEAKER_02]: Then I had joy joy joy. 29:12 [SPEAKER_02]: It's like my head. 29:12 [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I was like, my God. 29:15 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a great day. 29:16 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know. 29:18 [SPEAKER_00]: are very most sister about that song. 29:20 [SPEAKER_02]: The man, okay? 29:21 [SPEAKER_02]: The man. 29:22 [SPEAKER_02]: The little girl. 29:23 [SPEAKER_02]: Reds. 29:23 [SPEAKER_02]: The little girl. 29:24 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold her down. 29:26 [SPEAKER_01]: And blood that things are going to slow down after Monday, though. 29:29 [SPEAKER_02]: Was it Luda Bell or Luda Bell? 29:31 [SPEAKER_02]: Luda. 29:32 [SPEAKER_02]: Luda. 29:33 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. 29:34 [SPEAKER_02]: I thought so. 29:35 [SPEAKER_02]: But then I. 29:35 [SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm sorry. 29:37 [SPEAKER_02]: I know. 29:37 [SPEAKER_02]: I thought that. 29:38 [SPEAKER_02]: Luda Bell. 29:38 [SPEAKER_02]: Luda Bell. 29:39 [SPEAKER_02]: But we were so young. 29:41 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. 29:41 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm more sure. 29:42 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, I mean, I don't know. 29:43 [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe she wasn't pretty. 29:45 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just, it's all like, I don't remember her name. 29:48 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really do. 29:49 [SPEAKER_01]: But I would remember her name. 29:50 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember her name. 29:52 [SPEAKER_02]: We were, I remember being real little. 29:54 [SPEAKER_02]: I remember grandma's mom very well. 29:56 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know where she looks like. 29:57 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never heard being old and small. 29:59 [SPEAKER_02]: And you were in kindergarten. 30:03 [SPEAKER_02]: So I was like, grandma pretty much watched me in her day. 30:07 [SPEAKER_02]: Get us ice cream. 30:08 [SPEAKER_00]: Change your diapers. 30:15 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll start school back on Monday. 30:17 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, I can see him back to school pictures. 30:19 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like my God, summer went quick. 30:21 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 30:22 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, the first two days Monday and Tuesday, I'll be teachers worked day and then kids will start back on Wednesday. 30:26 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm glad she's getting a job. 30:30 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sad to job. 30:31 [SPEAKER_02]: I know. 30:31 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm taking it. 30:33 [SPEAKER_00]: Man, I start. 30:33 [SPEAKER_00]: There's just a top drug deal on. 30:36 [SPEAKER_01]: Dancing on that phone. 30:38 [SPEAKER_01]: She stopped dancing on that. 30:40 [SPEAKER_00]: No, she's dancing on that phone. 30:44 [SPEAKER_00]: You got to have a look at the table top. 30:49 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, maybe a cage somewhere. 30:50 [SPEAKER_00]: I've seen them up some of those ladies look like at the strip club. 30:55 [SPEAKER_02]: They used to have a monkey. 30:56 [SPEAKER_02]: That's not our Burger King. 30:58 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I bet they call it what was that? 31:01 [SPEAKER_00]: The catch? 31:01 [SPEAKER_00]: Nope. 31:02 [SPEAKER_00]: That's the one. 31:04 [SPEAKER_01]: There was more than one in Muncie. 31:06 [SPEAKER_01]: I remember jokers while they just went on down from jokers towards the south end of Madison that was court years where you were I was not however I cannot confirm nor deny that somebody in my family did not work there 31:22 [SPEAKER_02]: Now, they just have the swingers wear houses. 31:26 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, how romantic. 31:27 [SPEAKER_02]: The swingers wear that out. 31:29 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. 31:30 [SPEAKER_02]: I've never, I ain't going to that. 31:31 [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't think that they did. 31:32 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think they had one in Mutsie anymore. 31:33 [SPEAKER_01]: Because I know they tore the old one down. 31:35 [SPEAKER_02]: They had like two to my knowledge. 31:38 [SPEAKER_00]: But they were like, just a windowless wear house that people would go like, hold on to couples or go. 31:44 [SPEAKER_00]: It sounds like some tab bundling shit. 31:46 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I'm all about like ambiance. 31:49 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I like a good load light and candles like I made it the warehouse right you want the leather room or a dollar store warehouse I know there used to be one on 12th street, but they tore that one down, would you know 12th street such a good side of town. 32:05 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh geez, I'm telling you. 32:07 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, tetanus and her I was coming into town and there was a guy walking coming into wall bash. 32:14 [SPEAKER_01]: There was a guy that was walking down the road and he was talking to himself really, really hard and I'm like, did you get a little bit of noise? 32:22 [SPEAKER_01]: No, but there was it was like that little bitty. 32:25 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not really a town, it was like where there's grain elevators are before you come into town. 32:30 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 32:30 [SPEAKER_01]: There was a cops in there and I passed him at the corner and then I got up and I thought, oh, he's going into the cops going to end up stopping him because there was a cop just sitting there was watching people go by sometime on my way to town. 32:44 [SPEAKER_00]: Have you guys ever seen that man, who? 32:46 [SPEAKER_00]: And I make a fun and nobody, my grandma should say that every time before she made fun of somebody, you know, how he talking about somebody, you know, I don't like talking about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I don't want to talk about somebody, I 33:05 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and all guy. 33:06 [SPEAKER_02]: The perver is what I call him. 33:07 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think he's missing like an armor or a leg. 33:10 [SPEAKER_01]: Does he have a big long beard? 33:11 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes. 33:12 [SPEAKER_01]: I seen him. 33:13 [SPEAKER_01]: He was coming out. 33:14 [SPEAKER_00]: If it's like running or if it's too windy or in the winter. 33:19 [SPEAKER_00]: He puts like this big cover. 33:22 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like that's something like you'll see him driving down the interstate. 33:26 [SPEAKER_01]: This one right out here, if it's in the interstate, it's a highway. 33:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's read some of your text messages. 33:39 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to see who here is politically and grammarally correct. 33:43 [SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, every time I see him driving down my highway, I always think, oh, Dico's Kim's boyfriend. 33:49 [SPEAKER_01]: He's too sweet and pale. 33:51 [SPEAKER_00]: Because it's like he has that little... 33:54 [SPEAKER_00]: I think he makes it so weird as it's so small in his little contraption that he puts over it's so small and bless his heart You know, he does he goes and he's he's going on his Walmart and I've seen him going into Burger King and McDonald's Down town that one night I came out for me and then he was like hunched over a sleep on the sidewalk and his little scooter probably drunk. 34:20 [SPEAKER_02]: He looked dead. 34:21 [SPEAKER_02]: He was drunk and like 34:23 [SPEAKER_02]: First I was like, no, my business, but I'm like, if he's dead, I can't just leave a dead guy. 34:28 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you know, he has, I think he's missing a lake or something. 34:31 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think he doesn't know. 34:34 [SPEAKER_00]: I was biting once and. 34:37 [SPEAKER_00]: Good day for it. 34:38 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was when I was biking at the park and something happened to my bike. 34:42 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was trying to fix it and he stopped. 34:46 [SPEAKER_00]: And he's a little pervy. 34:48 [SPEAKER_00]: So he stopped and he's an older man, you know. 34:50 [SPEAKER_00]: And so he was making some of the college hoops. 34:54 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember what he's saying because I was ignoring him because I was trying I was frustrated with my bike. 34:59 [SPEAKER_00]: And I like locked around because I realized that was him that I always see in the little contraption. 35:04 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I couldn't listen to a word he said because I was like turn figure out what was up with his leg because it's like he has a knob, but he had it like, 35:17 [SPEAKER_00]: wrapped real weird. 35:18 [SPEAKER_00]: So like the end of it. 35:20 [SPEAKER_00]: Look, roll real big. 35:23 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was just odd. 35:24 [SPEAKER_02]: It'd be like a conjoined twins. 35:29 [SPEAKER_00]: My first. 35:30 [SPEAKER_00]: He takes it. 35:30 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I can think of the sorcerer's stone. 35:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 35:37 [SPEAKER_00]: He just fell into more wrapped up in it. 35:40 [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I just kept thinking that it's 100, isn't it? 35:42 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, why is that so thick? 35:45 [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, I couldn't tell what his voice sounds like because that's all I can look at. 35:48 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, don't stare, Shane, don't stare. 35:52 [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, what you got in your leg. 35:55 [SPEAKER_02]: He's kind of like local legend. 35:57 [SPEAKER_02]: You see him and then at some point, everybody has their own isolated experience with them. 36:05 [SPEAKER_02]: You don't know when it's any. 36:07 [SPEAKER_02]: You don't hear him coming. 36:08 [SPEAKER_02]: That car drove quiet. 36:10 [SPEAKER_02]: How's that knees talking to you? 36:11 [SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, there's no one else around. 36:13 [SPEAKER_02]: I need an adult. 36:15 [SPEAKER_00]: So I used to live in Marion, right? 36:17 [SPEAKER_00]: Before I could find a house here. 36:18 [SPEAKER_00]: And I had that little kilo neighborhood, you know, and there's all those old people. 36:22 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't been by that house in a long time. 36:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I drive by it all over. 36:25 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was. 36:26 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 36:26 [SPEAKER_00]: So the guy who lives straight across the street for me, who is not the one, the army retired dude, who is always on the floor. 36:34 [SPEAKER_00]: The thing is, garage. 36:35 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as a one next to him, straight across the street. 36:38 [SPEAKER_00]: The guy is an older man and he was a larger man. 36:42 [SPEAKER_00]: But I only ever remember seeing him like once or twice. 36:45 [SPEAKER_00]: And it was like in his yard and he's just way, 36:48 [SPEAKER_00]: But during COVID, I didn't really see him anymore. 36:51 [SPEAKER_00]: I assume like he didn't have close family or friends. 36:54 [SPEAKER_00]: Just didn't leave the house. 36:55 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, his house came up on the market the other day, because I'm like him, I'm Dev knows. 37:00 [SPEAKER_01]: I love to look at freaking houses. 37:02 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I did too, around that neighborhood. 37:03 [SPEAKER_00]: But by again, everyone that I knew in that neighborhood is pretty old. 37:09 [SPEAKER_00]: So that's normally how I know that for a month. 37:11 [SPEAKER_00]: Not all of us. 37:13 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 37:14 [SPEAKER_01]: So that doesn't always mean that they passed. 37:16 [SPEAKER_01]: I could have just went to a nursing home. 37:18 [SPEAKER_00]: True, same thing. 37:19 [SPEAKER_00]: So his house comes up on the market and I was like, why is his house so cheap? 37:26 [SPEAKER_00]: Like it was real cheap, but like the outside of it's nice. 37:30 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a big house, but it's nice. 37:33 [SPEAKER_00]: And so I started looking at pictures on the inside, and it has like quirks, you know, but it's not bad, but I noticed, but in the living room, 37:46 [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, that's weird, because I would assume that this man had a carpet, but then I found out he died in the house and no one found him for a long time. 37:56 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and I was like, ooh, that's what I household cheese. 37:59 [SPEAKER_00]: I do love a good story. 38:01 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's so sad. 38:02 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I thought too. 38:05 [SPEAKER_00]: So this is a reminder for everyone who's listening. 38:08 [SPEAKER_02]: check on your friends. 38:09 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. 38:10 [SPEAKER_00]: If you've not heard from someone in a day or two, they could be melting in their home. 38:14 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 38:15 [SPEAKER_00]: Go check on them. 38:15 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what happened to my one neighbor down on the corner, not the on the same side as my house, but the opposite side. 38:23 [SPEAKER_01]: But old lady that lived in that in her house, her name was Mitch in her. 38:27 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 38:28 [SPEAKER_01]: Real name? 38:29 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 38:30 [SPEAKER_01]: And her husband's name was Judy Paul. 38:31 [SPEAKER_01]: He had died years ago. 38:32 [SPEAKER_00]: Judy. 38:33 [SPEAKER_00]: Judy Paul. 38:35 [SPEAKER_00]: One word. 38:36 [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm. 38:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Judy Paul. 38:39 [SPEAKER_01]: actually Paul might have been their last name. 38:41 [SPEAKER_00]: So Judy, his name was Judy. 38:44 [SPEAKER_01]: I just remember everybody calling him Judy Paul. 38:47 [SPEAKER_00]: They're real good friends and cams. 38:49 [SPEAKER_01]: No, he passed away when I was still a teenager, I think. 38:53 [SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, Mitch, I would always talk to her and tell my good out, you know, be walking out of whatever, talk to her. 39:01 [SPEAKER_01]: And she passed in her house. 39:04 [SPEAKER_01]: She was 39:08 [SPEAKER_01]: and it was a few days before they found her. 39:11 [SPEAKER_01]: How in the world that house did not burn down? 39:13 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know because she had something on the stove. 39:17 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh. 39:18 [SPEAKER_01]: And she had cats. 39:20 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I ate her no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 39:50 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Ziggy, he, he's a social eater. 39:53 [SPEAKER_01]: He won't eat unless I'm at home. 39:55 [SPEAKER_02]: And as soon as I get home, she goes potties and starts eating. 39:59 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's Ziggy too. 40:01 [SPEAKER_00]: Starves all day. 40:03 [SPEAKER_01]: Poor things. 40:04 [SPEAKER_00]: Betty is only ever interested in eating if Ruby is interested. 40:08 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, she's like, oh, yeah, forget eating. 40:10 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, oh my, oh my eat this and make you jealous. 40:14 [SPEAKER_00]: Each, that's two or something else. 40:17 [SPEAKER_00]: I love that. 40:18 [SPEAKER_00]: They are so cute though. 40:20 [SPEAKER_00]: My niece says, I sometimes like to lean back in my couch and watch a movie. 40:25 [SPEAKER_00]: But the moment that I start to as an off, Betty knows and she'll come in like put her tongue in my mouth. 40:34 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 41:03 [SPEAKER_00]: In the time of girl comes to the door, she's like, deaths are wrong. 41:07 [SPEAKER_02]: She's not aggressive towards kids, but she actively avoids them. 41:13 [SPEAKER_02]: Same. 41:14 [SPEAKER_02]: Right. 41:14 [SPEAKER_02]: She's just like her dad. 41:18 [SPEAKER_02]: Like if they come towards or she'll like, you know, try to stay away from them. 41:22 [SPEAKER_02]: And if it's a little kid, you know, keep them away because if a dog's like, this is like, don't know, let's hate it. 41:30 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a cute coffee shop that's on the outskirts of Rona that I've been to before, and it's nice, good coffee, good atmosphere, but when we suck you thing, as if kids come in, then the whole thing is just way too loud, because they don't have, like, cute little noise, deafening things on the walls, and one day there's some kids in there and I'm okay, 41:56 [SPEAKER_00]: That stuff. 41:57 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, I love them. 41:59 [SPEAKER_02]: Especially when I'm mo and stuff. 42:01 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah. 42:01 [SPEAKER_01]: Although sometimes I'm like, is this my way on? 42:05 [SPEAKER_02]: This is the electric so it's not very loud. 42:06 [SPEAKER_02]: Right. 42:07 [SPEAKER_02]: And when I have my both of them and you know, stop it to like move a sticker something. 42:11 [SPEAKER_02]: I go, I'm like, is it? 42:12 [SPEAKER_00]: Is it on? 42:13 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 42:15 [SPEAKER_00]: So it doesn't vibrate or nothing either. 42:18 [SPEAKER_00]: I was at Lowe's the other day. 42:19 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have an electric motor like the same brand that I have? 42:22 [SPEAKER_00]: You go. 42:23 [SPEAKER_02]: No, I've got like blue bed. 42:24 [SPEAKER_02]: The blue one here. 42:25 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I've had that bring before. 42:27 [SPEAKER_00]: But the brand that I have ego, they have a new pushmower. 42:31 [SPEAKER_00]: And the next time you go, if you ever go to a Lowe's or something, you have to look for it. 42:34 [SPEAKER_00]: Because they have it all put together and all the mowers. 42:37 [SPEAKER_02]: But it's real funny looking because it's massive. 42:40 [SPEAKER_02]: That's easy. 42:41 [SPEAKER_02]: It is a map. 42:42 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I've never seen a pushman where this size probably would be nice because then like, it's just one or two swipes, right? 42:50 [SPEAKER_00]: But it is like, I'm talking like this wide. 42:54 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like from afar, it looks like a normal size mower, but then as you come up, I'm like, 43:01 [SPEAKER_00]: like the handles on the sucker are big. 43:04 [SPEAKER_00]: Interesting. 43:05 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 43:05 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to see if I took a follow-up. 43:07 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen those? 43:08 [SPEAKER_01]: We didors that have wheels. 43:10 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes. 43:11 [SPEAKER_01]: See, I need a weed eater. 43:14 [SPEAKER_01]: Usually I have pretty come out and do it, because I have one, but number one, it's, you have to plug it in, and I can't get all the way around my house with it. 43:23 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, I've never heard of it. 43:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I've never heard of my bag. 43:26 [SPEAKER_01]: I can't really do it because I've heard of my bag, but I think if I had one of those that had the wheels on it, I could probably do it myself. 43:35 [SPEAKER_01]: I've never used one right now, my house looks pretty bad with all the leads around it, but he's not really do make a difference. 43:42 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that been around? 43:43 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they do. 43:44 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I need to get, I need to get a new battery for mine. 43:49 [SPEAKER_02]: I just think that I need to get new string because I'm one of them died. 43:57 [SPEAKER_02]: So like when I'm out half and then I got to wait 45 minutes or charge. 44:03 [SPEAKER_02]: But I only think about it when I'm mowing, but as soon as I've done, I, you know, that's out of my brain. 44:09 [SPEAKER_02]: Right. 44:09 [SPEAKER_02]: That's tomorrow's part. 44:10 [SPEAKER_02]: I keep forgetting about it. 44:11 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, whatever I think about reading, I need more strength. 44:17 [SPEAKER_01]: Mine's always crap. 44:18 [SPEAKER_01]: I meant to tell Brady, come out and we'd eat. 44:20 [SPEAKER_01]: We'd eat. 44:21 [SPEAKER_01]: Come get this. 44:22 [SPEAKER_02]: Let me recall that trimming. 44:24 [SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm just, there's a difference. 44:26 [SPEAKER_02]: The weed eating is like, you know, you're getting the weeds down. 44:29 [SPEAKER_02]: And then trimming is when you take the weed eater and like, you can turn it sideways to get like, you know, up along a sidewalk or rather than edging and stuff. 44:38 [SPEAKER_02]: I love. 44:39 [SPEAKER_00]: Just don't Google edging. 44:40 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really think you can go. 44:41 [SPEAKER_02]: I do. 44:43 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm really thinking about just finding it. 44:44 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I love edging, whether it's myself for to TV series. 44:49 [SPEAKER_02]: I still don't watch the new season season two of rings of power yet. 44:53 [SPEAKER_02]: I like, no, no, no, no. 44:55 [SPEAKER_02]: I want to, but I'm like, I'm about ready to get paramount plus because you need Netflix. 45:00 [SPEAKER_02]: I want to see the new season of Avatar the Last Airbender. 45:04 [SPEAKER_02]: They came out with a new one of them. 45:05 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I want to. 45:06 [SPEAKER_00]: It's really good. 45:07 [SPEAKER_01]: I love the first one. 45:08 [SPEAKER_01]: I've watched it like dozens of 45:10 [SPEAKER_02]: I watched the second world so far. 45:12 [SPEAKER_02]: I love the did you see the preview for the next avatar after Korra? 45:17 [SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be an Earthbender. 45:19 [SPEAKER_02]: And then it's twins. 45:21 [SPEAKER_02]: It's an avatar. 45:22 [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't know if only one has avatar or if it's like both of them have two. 45:28 [SPEAKER_02]: I guess they Korra apparently goes crazy and turns evil maybe. 45:33 [SPEAKER_02]: So we don't know, like I'm like, 45:35 [SPEAKER_02]: I love Cor, though. 45:35 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what? 45:36 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 45:37 [SPEAKER_01]: You need Netflix. 45:38 [SPEAKER_01]: You're missing all the time. 45:39 [SPEAKER_01]: I have Netflix. 45:40 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you do? 45:41 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Netflix and HBO. 45:42 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought you didn't have Netflix. 45:44 [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't have it. 45:45 [SPEAKER_02]: U-Loo. 45:46 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh. 45:46 [SPEAKER_02]: I have U-Loo or Disney. 45:48 [SPEAKER_02]: But I already get Paramount Plus. 45:49 [SPEAKER_02]: I also want to watch the Yellowstone again and the new... 45:54 [SPEAKER_02]: I've spent on the Death and Ranch. 45:57 [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's what it's called. 45:59 [SPEAKER_02]: I love Chip. 46:00 [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, baby. 46:01 [SPEAKER_00]: I, in the next episode, we're going to talk about the IOM runners. 46:06 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah. 46:07 [SPEAKER_02]: I keep seeing that pop-up on my thing. 46:08 [SPEAKER_00]: It's been number one for a while. 46:10 [SPEAKER_00]: I went to Mariam one day to work in the coffee shop. 46:13 [SPEAKER_00]: But when I got to the coffee shop, it was packed. 46:15 [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, OK, I'm going to get seven for everyone. 46:18 [SPEAKER_00]: Just go to the park and work. 46:19 [SPEAKER_00]: And I got to the park. 46:21 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, oh, there's that stupid thing that came out today. 46:24 [SPEAKER_00]: So I was just like, watch a couple of minutes out of it. 46:29 [SPEAKER_00]: watch the whole thing off. 46:31 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like three episodes. 46:32 [SPEAKER_01]: Just sitting in the truck? 46:33 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was working in the truck. 46:35 [SPEAKER_00]: Like I had self-insert results. 46:38 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like hot spotting on my computer. 46:40 [SPEAKER_00]: So I was working watching, because I mean, it's a big screen, so you can watch Netflix. 46:44 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I mean, I was like so into it too. 46:46 [SPEAKER_00]: So I've seen it several times now. 46:48 [SPEAKER_00]: So in the next episode. 46:48 [SPEAKER_00]: I need to watch the movie. 46:49 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to watch in Golden Girls at one of the Charging Station. 46:53 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 46:54 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 46:55 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I forgot she's. 46:56 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I remember that. 46:59 [SPEAKER_00]: got that so long ago now. 47:01 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh guys, I still have free charging. 47:06 [SPEAKER_01]: How do you still have free charging? 47:07 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's supposed to be, I think that someone just forgot to turn off. 47:12 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh good. 47:13 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, darn it. 47:14 [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I'm not going to tell you. 47:15 [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe this will make him not complain as well. 47:19 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they went and fixed it, and I was like, oh, finally. 47:23 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I would rather tend to see an ex-off charge. 47:26 [SPEAKER_00]: And afterwards, they text you how much it was, and normally it's like, you know, $11, $12, and it was like $0, and I was like, oh, yeah. 47:35 [SPEAKER_00]: They've not turned off. 47:35 [SPEAKER_00]: And so I thought, okay, maybe over the weekend, because I picked it up over the weekend or whatever. 47:39 [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, maybe next week, they'll shut it off. 47:41 [SPEAKER_01]: Nihunununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununun 47:46 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm thinking more and more is so convenient the only downside that I would ever foresee is 47:56 [SPEAKER_00]: Like the mileage, you don't really need something more than 250 miles, unless you travel a lot, like state to state traveling, and even then 250 will do just fine, so I think that's one thing, but again, it's no problem, and the fact that you can charge a home, you never stop anywhere, just plug it in. 48:18 [SPEAKER_01]: I want a equinox, I want to go back to an equinox, and they do have them as easy as easy. 48:24 [SPEAKER_01]: And they are nice. 48:25 [SPEAKER_01]: And they're cheaper than what I gave for the traverse, because we didn't like it like almost 40 grand for the traverse. 48:34 [SPEAKER_00]: Probably almost 50. 48:35 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm pretty sure that those started like 33. 48:38 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're pretty cheap. 48:40 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I've looked before at because I just get flipped all the time. 48:45 [SPEAKER_00]: And so I moved a while that it does. 48:47 [SPEAKER_00]: It does. 48:49 [SPEAKER_00]: I think the thing about the boss me because I don't mind anyone do your thing. 48:54 [SPEAKER_00]: You have your voice. 48:55 [SPEAKER_00]: You fill you whatever. 48:56 [SPEAKER_00]: All right. 48:57 [SPEAKER_00]: The thing is is I've noticed that people who flip me off probably vote the same way I do. 49:02 [SPEAKER_00]: Probably I want to present from the looks of the right every time I'm like Don't think you're make me do as pissing me off right and I don't put people off I get it if you don't lie morning if you don't like my vehicle don't like it It's not everyone's cup of tea right. 49:20 [SPEAKER_02]: You don't like yellow on don't like them Don't give me your hatred my thing and all honesty is you don't know if I have a gun 49:28 [SPEAKER_00]: Right, like there are people out here who's crazy and like they're there pop somebody and there have been Circular's who target people from vehicles like remember there was that one who would like he would put his headlights on bright and if you flashed your lights at him Okay, you're my next victim. 49:44 [SPEAKER_00]: I saw a big black lift did pick up train. 49:47 [SPEAKER_02]: I wonder where you're going to be pick up track pull in today And I had a flag on a pole and the pickup bit of it 49:56 [SPEAKER_02]: and I stared at it pulling and I kept staring because I was like I have to see what this guy looks like and I did that big old black pick-up trick with the flag in the back of it emerged just the tiny as little man and I started laughing out loud and I was like of course you know how like jump down 50:20 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, for real, he did, like he barely made it to the top of the bed of the lifted truck. 50:26 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 50:27 [SPEAKER_02]: You know how short guys will wear their hats like. 50:31 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I wear my hat towards on my head, but short guys a lot will wear their hat kind of like, give them a couple of extra. 50:37 [SPEAKER_02]: This is something weird. 50:37 [SPEAKER_02]: Totally. 50:38 [SPEAKER_02]: But then they just look like a kid wearing their dad's hat. 50:42 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 50:42 [SPEAKER_01]: Yesterday after we went to the meeting, we were close enough to Fort Wayne and I'm like, 50:49 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm my crochet sites on Facebook, Michael's has some stuff one clearance. 50:53 [SPEAKER_02]: They're Halloween stuff. 50:55 [SPEAKER_01]: So, I'm like, I'm close enough to a Michael's, I'm gonna go because the one and I'm not saying it's not there anymore. 51:00 [SPEAKER_01]: So, I went to Michael's. 51:02 [SPEAKER_01]: I got eight balls of yarn for $2.70 a piece that is normally $14.99. 51:09 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I got eight of them for $23. 51:12 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway. 51:14 [SPEAKER_01]: That's not, that's not the point, that's not what more this is going. 51:18 [SPEAKER_01]: So when I was leaving, I was, you know, I was parked and as I was leaving, I was backing out and I was backing this way. 51:26 [SPEAKER_01]: And a car come around, I was probably like three or four spots in a car come around the corner. 51:35 [SPEAKER_01]: And he got as far up as he possibly could. 51:39 [SPEAKER_01]: And I can only back up for so far, you know, and then I needed to turn and go forward a little bit and then back up and then go. 51:45 [SPEAKER_01]: And he just sat there and I'm like, I can't go anywhere. 51:49 [SPEAKER_01]: And there was a girl, he was a young, he was a kid. 51:53 [SPEAKER_01]: He couldn't have been over 20, 21, maybe. 51:57 [SPEAKER_01]: And there was a girl in the car with him. 51:59 [SPEAKER_01]: And she was just smackin' the shit out of him. 52:02 [SPEAKER_01]: Would you bet 52:04 [SPEAKER_01]: because she knew I was getting pissed off because I mean, I'm sitting here until you move because I can't go anywhere. 52:11 [SPEAKER_02]: Right. 52:12 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just like, good lord, yeah. 52:15 [SPEAKER_02]: I just now called that those are fingerprints on your shirt and I have not looked at it. 52:18 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a crime crime. 52:19 [SPEAKER_02]: It's a crime punch and I all just randomly, I saw a dark where your nipple was. 52:25 [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, you're lactating. 52:27 [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh, they're fingerprints. 52:29 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, gosh, he's lactating. 52:32 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no. 52:32 [SPEAKER_01]: Someone knocked her up. 52:34 [SPEAKER_01]: Whiskers alive. 52:37 [SPEAKER_01]: Scratch off the cake. 52:38 [SPEAKER_01]: But I definitely wanted to be the shit out of that kid. 52:40 [SPEAKER_00]: Jim, if you weren't that box of meat is on the porch. 52:46 [SPEAKER_00]: If you want to bring that, because I mean, you might be able to, it might be me that you like it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have, it might have 53:08 [SPEAKER_01]: put it in the bed. 53:09 [SPEAKER_01]: I have to make two trips. 53:10 [SPEAKER_01]: I've got too much stuff to carry. 53:12 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're all these gifts. 53:14 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 53:14 [SPEAKER_00]: My gosh. 53:15 [SPEAKER_00]: Leave it here. 53:15 [SPEAKER_00]: We're cake and meat. 53:17 [SPEAKER_00]: Happy birthday. 53:19 [SPEAKER_00]: And a blanket. 53:20 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you start nibbling on that cake on your way home? 53:23 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, don't worry about that. 53:24 [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be a while before I'm ready for no. 53:26 [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe get that in the blanket to bury you with. 53:28 [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to work now. 53:30 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, how are we going to be hurt and how much? 53:33 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god. 53:33 [SPEAKER_01]: I would take it over to Emily's tomorrow and have some over there with them, but Brady's large chocolate. 53:38 [SPEAKER_01]: So. 53:39 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, I mean, there is Phenola. 53:43 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but it's close to the chocolate. 53:45 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a large, allergic, allergic or just sensitive. 53:48 [SPEAKER_01]: No, he's allergic, allergic. 53:50 [SPEAKER_02]: Really? 53:50 [SPEAKER_02]: That bites. 53:52 [SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if he's such a, no blood. 53:55 [SPEAKER_02]: No, wasn't a person sometime. 53:57 [SPEAKER_01]: That is not true, sir. 53:58 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I know. 54:00 [SPEAKER_02]: I've only known one person other than that was who is allergic to chocolate, no one's suck. 54:05 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you can still bring it and just get him a little like vanilla cupcake from somewhere on the way. 54:11 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to make us as a mug cake or just hand him the box of meat. 54:16 [SPEAKER_02]: There you go. 54:17 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all he needs. 54:18 [SPEAKER_01]: You can have this. 54:19 [SPEAKER_01]: You can even see the cake. 54:21 [SPEAKER_02]: And like here, make mom a sucker for a good. 54:25 [SPEAKER_02]: You can't ruin it for everybody. 54:26 [SPEAKER_02]: Get the grill ready. 54:30 [SPEAKER_01]: It ridiculous. 54:31 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, Josh, there's some more by the way, sorry, real quick, if you put two bread ends against it and two pigs, it'll keep it from getting dried out. 54:43 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's a nice little hack. 54:45 [SPEAKER_02]: use the hoe of the bread. 54:47 [SPEAKER_01]: The hoe? 54:47 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because everyone touch it, but no one wants it. 54:51 [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm. 54:51 [SPEAKER_02]: That's the heel of the bread. 54:53 [SPEAKER_02]: I call it the hoe, because everyone touch it. 54:54 [SPEAKER_02]: The no one wants it. 54:55 [SPEAKER_01]: It is the heel. 54:56 [SPEAKER_01]: The hoe. 54:57 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was. 54:58 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, there's so many different words for that. 55:01 [SPEAKER_01]: There's so many different things that people call that. 55:03 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. 55:04 [SPEAKER_01]: The butt. 55:04 [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm. 55:07 [SPEAKER_00]: I call it. 55:07 [SPEAKER_00]: We're playing with the butt. 55:08 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no. 55:09 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 55:11 [SPEAKER_02]: I love the butt. 55:12 [SPEAKER_02]: It's 55:13 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 55:14 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't need to. 55:15 [SPEAKER_01]: I won't need to. 55:16 [SPEAKER_02]: You don't need the butt. 55:18 [SPEAKER_02]: My butt's thick. 55:20 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll use the butt for like, I need a job emergency hot dog bun. 55:23 [SPEAKER_02]: The butt's good for them. 55:26 [SPEAKER_01]: That's true. 55:27 [SPEAKER_00]: But Josh was going to ask you as if we have all these postcards that people send us. 55:31 [SPEAKER_00]: If they want to send us a new one, where do they go? 55:34 [SPEAKER_02]: Please send all male and postcards or snacks, snack, whatever that won't kill us. 55:40 [SPEAKER_02]: To peel box 690, Robash, Indiana, 466992. 55:44 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and... Oh, what was I not saying? 55:50 [SPEAKER_00]: I was just saying something else. 55:51 [SPEAKER_00]: There's something I was right there on the tip of my tongue, I was going to tell you. 55:54 [SPEAKER_00]: What was that? 55:57 [SPEAKER_00]: There's probably something important. 55:58 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you'll remember when we're done. 56:00 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, as I will, right when I go to fall asleep. 56:04 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I hear the doggies. 56:05 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember. 56:06 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll put it on Patreon if it comes to them. 56:08 [SPEAKER_00]: I will. 56:10 [SPEAKER_00]: If he remembers to do that to Patron. 56:12 [SPEAKER_00]: I know what, I remind me, combined, I mean, host the photos from last week. 56:18 [SPEAKER_01]: I know why you're going to tell me to remind you because I'm not going to remember. 56:21 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to be lucky to remember stuff I need to take home first to send to our Patreon members. 56:28 [SPEAKER_00]: These are good selfies. 56:32 [SPEAKER_00]: Alright guys, we'll be right here next week. 56:34 [SPEAKER_01]: Hope you'll come join us. 56:36 [SPEAKER_00]: Bye. 56:38 [SPEAKER_01]: Bye. 56:39 [UNKNOWN]: Can't be still.
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